Prime Day is like Christmas in July. Harrison Ford begs you to see Indiana Jones. Put Musk v. Zuck in historical perspective. Wembanyama’s security are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 13, 2023 →

Morgan Freeman is sorry for the price of a stamp. The Napoleon biopic is Dynamite. Capri Sun goes after the Prime Energy market. The Boss leaves a message from Pamplona. Dad Joke After Bedtime is back. And Barney explains energy drinks to kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 12, 2023 →

Jeff Bezos responds to how billionaires make $14M per day. Get ready for the All Star Game. Lab Grown Meat gets a reality show. Menthol Meredith chimes in on Threads. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden had a day at the beach. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 11, 2023 →

Posting a selfie is a lot of work. The Eagles launch their final tour. The Home Run Derby features a Real American Hero. More screenwriters strike. Dad Joke Theater returns. And The Weekly Weed News reviews the upcoming Bob Marley biopic. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 10, 2023 →

Jeff Bezos joins forces with Leo DiCaprio. Wimbledon’s quiet rooms are not for sex. We need roller coaster inspectors. The Sports Kid has the latest. Raise the curtain on a new Dad Joke Theater. Joe Biden breaks his silence on the white powder at the White House. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 07, 2023 →

Get an update from the Secret Service. Barney the Dinosaur is making a grown-up movie. The war of words about ketchup rages on. The people who ruined your July 4th BBQ are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 06, 2023 →

It’s hot out everywhere. Your teenager speaks. Menthol Meredith recovers. The boss leaves a message. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney sings about fireworks. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From the UCN Archive To find … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 05, 2023 →

Holiday Notice: UCN is off on July 4th. The next new post will be up on the site Tuesday evening for Wednesday, July 5th. We wish you and your listeners a safe and healthy holiday! Tuesday holidays are weird. Jeff Bezos poses for selfies. 4th place in a hot dog eating contest makes you a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 03, 2023 →

Fireworks can blow off your hand. Calm your audience stuck in traffic. There’s a new Superman. Striking actors get a coach. Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater return. And Joe Biden uses a CPAP. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 30, 2023 →

Ryan Seacrest is overworked. It’s hot in Texas. Costco cracks down. Certain concert goers are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the news return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From the UCN Archive To find … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 29, 2023 →