Two songs are about the time change and the need for caffeine. Jeff Bezos wants an NFL team. Morgan apologizes for your car’s clock. Cats join the CSI team. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News tries to get creative. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 7, 2022 →

Sing about long lines for Powerball. Bob Ross paints with soup. Enjoy Thanksgiving pizza. James Cameron makes another sequel. And Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and Joe Biden return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 4, 2022 →

Songs are about not winning the Powerball jackpot and the coolest new gift for Christmas. Jeff Bezos fends off Elon Musk. Attention spans are shorter. Kyrie Irving is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 3, 2022 →

No Nut November gets a jingle. Morgan has another apology from Taylor. An Inflation Fighting Tip states the obvious. Have Thanksgiving at the Drive Thru. Panhandlers need suits. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains Powerball. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 2, 2022 →

Sing about the first day of November. Jeff Bezos has advice for whoever wins Powerball. Get an Emotional Support Beer. Have fun with Potential Spam. Menthol Meredith loves Gift Cards. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden talks about his Halloween. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 1, 2022 →

Two songs are about Trick or Treating and the resulting sugar high. Elon Musk has plans for Twitter. Every horror sequel is the same. What would Jack-O-Lanterns say? Enjoy a final Halloween Dad Joke. And the Weekly Weed News has a stat on Snoop. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 31, 2022 →

Elton John sings farewell to the McRib. Last Minute Costume Shoppers are Real American Heroes. Jeff Bezos gloats. Companies prepare for unexpected Kayne visits. The Sports Kid has costume advice. A Halloween Dad Joke haunts the post. And Joe Biden has the worst Trick-or-Treating plan ever. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 28, 2022 →

A parody song and a fake ad are about insensitive costumes. Airlines are rewarding passengers in the middle seat. Dog News reports on global warming. Tom Brady is this week’s MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 27, 2022 →

Sing about Candy Corn and gag a little. Jeff Bezos warns of a scam. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Taylor Swift. Kanye complains about the shoes. Lick the backside of a SCOTUS stamp. A Halloween Dad Joke appears. And Barney warns trick-or-treaters about helicopter parents. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 26, 2022 →

Two songs are about tempting Halloween candy and the long wait for more House of the Dragon. Your local candidate has a message. No! Really? Wow! is about Black Adam. Menthol Meredith dislikes math. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden will buy your vote. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 25, 2022 →