The street is hot enough to grill. Trader Joe’s is selling cookies with rocks. Congress is investigating UFOs. The MFer of the week is X. Then Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 27, 2023 →

The Twitter Bird is speaking out about being fired. A weather reporter is very hot on the street. Wine can make you look younger. The boss is back with your Midweek Motivation. Dad Joke and Barney return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 26, 2023 →

Barbie is the biggest thing ever at the Box Office, and now you can bring home your own Barbie! Jeff Bezos ponders “X”. People use dumb remedies on TikTok. Menthol Meredith is on about Vanna White. Then Morning Shower Thoughts give way to Joe Biden on your phone line. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 25, 2023 →

Scientists say we only need to shower 2 days a week. Harry and Meghan may split??!?! El Nino is tired of being blamed for the weather.But that weather is affecting our Prosecco Princess. Then Dad Joke leads to the Weekly Weed News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, July 24, 2023 →

The best place to see all your favorite stars is The Picket Line. The record heat requires new weather words. If you want Freedom, you want this new fast food restaurant. Then we have three generations of bits to round out the day: Sports Kid, Dad Joke, and President Grandpa. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 21, 2023 →

America has become a nation of early birds. Jeff Bezos takes on Bill Gates. Save time seeing Barbie and Oppenheimer. Jonah Hill is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 20, 2023 →

Morgan Freeman is sorry for Tesla’s ugly new truck. The Bachelor has another spinoff. Beware of Florida Bunnies! The boss leaves a new message. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains the Hollywood labor strikes to kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 19, 2023 →

Play a love song about air conditioning. Heat seekers are vacationing in Death Valley. Menthol Meredith shrugs off Aspartame warnings. Getting out of bed is a Mission Impossible. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden talks about his age. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 18, 2023 →

Taylor Swift impacts the American economy. Speedos are making a comeback. Jeff Bezos had a great Prime Day. Morgan Freeman is sorry about summer concerts. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News is on strike. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 17, 2023 →

Sing about the sriracha shortage. Actors are on strike. 3 helpful hints will keep you cool. The Sports Kid returns. Dad Joke Theater is new. And Joe Biden has a temper like Gordon Ramsay. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 14, 2023 →