“Friends” is offensive. Dumb Phones are all the rage. OJ Simpson is not helping. Hell’s Kitchen is stripped down. The Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and the President’s Weekly Address return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 31, 2023
Green Day sings about Opening Day. There’s a superstore for fishing cheaters. Christina Aguilera sells sex aids. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Big Egg. Levis are this week’s MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts return and it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 30, 2023
Snoop wants to sing for the new King. Jeff Bezos wants to be your landlord. Enjoy meatballs from an extinct animal. Vladimir Putin hates short jokes. The boss leaves another inspirational voicemail. Dad Joke Theater returns and Barney explains celebrity baby names. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 29, 2023
Elon has taken a $20-billion bath on Twitter. Get your midlife crisis Camaro while they last. The world needs more Sensitivity Readers. Learn to be a trucker. Menthol Meredith discusses Gwyneth Paltrow. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And the President has a new punching bag. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 28, 2023
Monday is Tricky. Save kids from social media. The Little Mermaid is like Meghan and Harry. Is Blockbuster coming back? Michelangelo’s David would like a word. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News reports on a recall. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 27, 2023
Sing about Powdered Beer and Canceling Subscriptions. A TikTok executive testifies. Jeff Bezos lauds an employee. Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater are back. And Joe Biden talks about TikTok, or so he thinks. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 24, 2023
Sing about your Winter Body. Vlad and Xi get translated. Gwyneth Paltrow takes the stand. A.I. goes woke. The March Madness Capital One ads are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts return and we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 23, 2023
The Cops theme is remade for Donald Trump. Morgan is sorry for Spring Cleaning. The Everything Shower is mansplained. Rupert Murdoch is getting hitched. The Boss leaves another motivational voicemail. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains deadly fungus. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 22, 2023
Give Team USA a boost! Hunter Biden’s opened his own laptop repair shop. Batman is gay?!? Spring Break in Miami gets a curfew. Menthol Meredith talks about a TikTok ban. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden gets a visit from Ted Lasso. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 21, 2023
A short intro song is about busted brackets. Bono is no longer ashamed of ABBA. Ticketmaster gets rebranded. Confess to A.I. Help find new telemarketers. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Cheech & Chong report on sleep. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 20, 2023