People are pooping in line at Disney, An intelligent rat sings “Imagine”, The Republican debate is missing a candidate, Morgan Freeman apologizes for the election, some mid-week motivation from the boss, and the return of Dad Joke Theater. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, November 8, 2023 →

DoorDash is using blackmail to get tips. There’s metal in the chicken. Music treats pain. Get rid of those election lawn signs. Menthol Meredith isn’t worried about the nugget recall. And Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, November 7, 2023 →

Christmas Creep is really creeping. Jeff Bezos is becoming Pitbull. Hear more unreleased John Lennon tracks. Safety Shot sobers you up. The Weekly Weed News has decorating tips. Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, November 6, 2023 →

A song parody and a Jeff Bezos message are about changing the clocks. Birds are being renamed. The Sport Kid reports. Joe Biden is on a farm. And raise the curtain on a new Dad Joke Theater. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, November 3, 2023 →

Starbucks Holiday Cups are out. Get rid of that leftover candy. Get cowboy boots like DeSantis. Old tech is in demand. The MFer of the Week is back and Morning Shower Thoughts is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, November 2, 2023 →

Morgan Freeman is sorry for the leftover candy at work. Two rock legends have one bad tour name. Sober October is over. McDonald’s gets pricey. The Boss leaves a message. Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, November 1, 2023 →

Taylor Swift controls the Chiefs. People are willing to buy haunted houses. Enjoy all the bad celebrity national anthems. Menthol Meredith and a new candy fight Halloween inflation. Morning Shower Thoughts are new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, October 31, 2023 →

Sing about Halloween Lights. Jeff Bezos welcomes the newest billionaire. Halloween Procrastinators are heroes. Please watch the World Series. Cheech and Chong love “candy.” And Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, October 30, 2023 →

There are places you should never go on a first date. Interview the Florida Man champ. Dr. Fauci endorses a new vaccine. The Sports Kid returns. Joe Biden congratulates the new Speaker. And Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, October 27, 2023 →

Sing about the hottest name in the NBA. Jeff Bezos loves the Meta lawsuit. Britney reveals secrets. Tour the Billy Joel museum exhibit. The ‘shroom pilot is an MFer. And Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, October 26, 2023 →