Sing Christmas songs about canceled flights and grown kids living with their parents. Give out a last minute gift idea. Dog News is about pets at work. Open the Advent Calendar. We have another holiday-themed Dad Joke Theater. And Barney explains those gifts from Santa. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 21, 2022 →

Kidults want toys for Christmas. Bezos feels bad for Elon. James Cameron threatens you. Open the Advent Calendar. Meredith has a holiday hack. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden sells his own NTFs. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 20, 2022 →

Let It Snow becomes a Monday anthem. Star Wars celebrates Hanukkah. Trump takes on Pokemon. Coal speaks. Open the Advent Calendar. Dad Joke Theater is new. And Cheech and Chong have a holiday message. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 19, 2022 →

It’s the last weekend before the big day! Save big on the 12 Days of Christmas. Help hire the next Superman. Open the Advent Calendar. Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and the POTUS Address are all back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 16, 2022 →

Adam Sandler sings about the Mark Twain Prize and a Christmas song is about AirTags. Reviews are in for Avatar. Sam Bankman-Fried is an MFer. Open the Advent Calendar. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 15, 2022 →

Sing a Christmas chaos carol. Morgan apologizes for stressful jobs. Avatar has a holiday special. Housework gets Mansplained. Open the Advent Calendar. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains food waste. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 14, 2022 →

Sing about drunken Santa-themed bar crawls. Jeff Bezos comments on Elon’s pronouns. You’re drinking too much water. Open the Advent Calendar. Menthol Meredith decorates for Christmas. Morning Shower Thoughts is new. And Joe Biden reacts to a new poll. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 13, 2022 →

Disney’s dress code is fully enforced. Inflatable Santa speaks. Weighted blankets work. You’re family at Olive Garden. Open the Advent Calendar. Dad Joke After Bedtime is back. And the Weekly Weed News files a new report. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 12, 2022 →

Careful at the Office Party. Putin is translated. Morgan is sorry for your toilet. The Advent Calendar is new. The Sports Kid reports. Dad Joke Theater returns. The POTUS lauds gas prices. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 9, 2022 →

A man sings about not wanting to work. Give the perfect “stalking” stuffer. Ben & Jerry have been in the laboratory. Open the Advent Calendar. Philly sports fans are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 8, 2022 →