Got a clogged toilet? Let Christopher Plumbers, the unofficial unclogger of the Academy Awards go to work for you! The President is on the line and wants to discuss his wife’s surprise appearance on the Oscar telecast. Your daily Show Open is about the shocking new study that women talk more than men. And we … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 26, 2013 →

You stayed up to watch all of the Oscars, you’re tired, you’re crabby, but you’re a pro so you don’t let on. Award yourself with our Post Oscar Show Open. Al Qaeda has issued a list of 22 ways to avoid getting blown up by a US drone. It’s like 50 Ways to Leave Your … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 25, 2013 →

Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know” is the basis for a song parody about the tremendously long Oscar telecast. Two movies with no chance of ever getting a sniff at Oscar open this weekend. We’ve got the Fake Trailers for “Snitch” and “Dark Skies.” Today’s Show Open pokes fun at the Daytona 500 and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 22, 2013 →

The host of Sunday’s Academy Awards telecast, Seth MacFarlane, says he is “the wrong guy for the job.”Our parody of the Family Guy theme tells the story. Speaking of the Oscars, the broadcast will feature an update of the old “Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon” commercial. We gave the same treatment to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 21, 2013 →

When rocks fall out of the sky, they’re worth a lot of money. Find out how much with Cash for Craters. Come and meet the newest ‘Entertainment Tonight’ correspondents (you may recognize some names). Help us figure out why scientists think humans are getting dumber, scare away winter by screaming ‘Hoodie Hoo!’, and Rev Jesse … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 20, 2013 →

What’s it like to play golf with Tiger Woods? Ask the President, he’s on hold. Danica Patrick is also on hand to let you know she’s getting a little tired of the Pole jokes, thank you. We’ve got a great tip for saving gas that works as a fun Show Open and we learn a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 19, 2013 →

How does Monday feel? Our Randy Houser parody answers the question. Carnival Cruise’s Triumph is docked, but Triumph The Insult Cruise Ship is ready to sail. We’ve got a President’s Day Show Open, a salute to National Battery Day, and a new batch of Show Sweepers too. And just like that…Monday feels better. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 18, 2013 →

It’s finally Friday and that means it’s the day for Barack Obama’s Radio Address and Fake Movie Trailers. We’ve got you covered on both. We’ve also got an anthem for Friday set to Anchors Aweigh and a brand new Today Is for National Gum Drop Day. And for your daily Show Open fix we’re poking … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 15, 2013 →

It’s Valentine’s Day! Celebrate all those romantic procrastinators with a Real American Heroes bit. Help singles realize they’re better off that way with Soulmate Video Chat. Lady Gaga performs a quick song parody. We’ve got a Show Open about minimum wage and a new Today Is drop in about National Organ Donor Day. Enjoy and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 14, 2013 →

Welcome to our second day of the new venture! Today we have some outtakes from the State of the Union Address, a Kate Upton-themed Show Open, a Valentine Bear for unbearable celebrities, an ad for Bourbon that’s more watered-down than Maker’s Mark, and a nod to Get a Different Name Day. One note – we … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 13, 2013 →