If the high heat is making your temper boil over you may be suffering from Heat Rage! We’ve got a musical example of one such Heat Rage sufferer. The demand for Twinkies is so high that stores cannot keep them on the shelves. Our parody of a cartoon theme song explains. Mr. Smarty Pants is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 22, 2013 →

We hope you are enjoying the new UCN DailyPost! Remember to check back again before your show as a majority of the written content is posted in the wee morning hours. Your comments and suggestions are always welcome! Do you or someone you know suffer from Ghetto Booty? A new device from Dr. Mix-A-Lot is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 19, 2013 →

Welcome to the new UCN DailyPost! We’ve added lots of new written content with much more to come overnight! So be sure to check back before your show. We hope you like the new direction of the UCN Written Prep!!! Please let us know what you think! We start out today’s post with a parody … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 18, 2013 →

Fans of botany are flocking to Washington to get a whiff of the rare Corpse Flower before FTD turns it into a new breakup bouquet. We have a new Show Open about how mosquitos are attracted to people who drink beer and have smelly feet. Some deaf customers of Starbucks are suing because they were … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 17, 2013 →

Justin Timberlake used to bring sexy back but now that we’re in another heat wave, it’s all about his Sweaty Back! We have a Show Open with a baseball All Star theme. CBS will put a disclaimer before Big Brother and so we created three new disclaimers for some other TV shows. Barack Obama is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 16, 2013 →

Your listeners deserve a great morning show and our quirky parody of the Burger King Soft Serve jingle is a great way to start it off. Justin Bieber’s career is in a downward spiral. Lucky for him, there’s a financial firm that can predict Justin’s future and plan for it. Mr. Smarty Pants is back … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 15, 2013 →

Justin Bieber called Bill Clinton to apologize and we’ve got exclusive audio of Bubba answering the phone. The Royal Baby is expected any moment now so we parodied the official announcement with a surprise interruption from another new daddy. We have new fake trailers for Pacific Rim and Grown Ups 2. Barack Obama’s Weekly Address … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 12, 2013 →

The coolest toy of the Summer shoots warm liquid! Get your kids The Bieber Soaker! Mexico has surpassed The United States as the world’s most overweight country and they’re so proud they’ve put a new twist on a traditional Mexican song. The Royal Baby is expected any day now. Get ready with a short music … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 11, 2013 →

Golden Corral is looking to bounce back with a very honest ad campaign for their all new Dumpster Buffet! Cap’n Crunch appreciates Jay-Z’s endorsement so much that he’s created a tribute album. Dog TV is a brand new channel for dogs and we’ve got some sponsors all lined up. Parody Jeremy returns with a song … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 10, 2013 →

Say goodbye to bizarre texts with the handy new Autocorrect Translator. Hangovers cost the United States $220 Billion in annual lost productivity and that’s the subject of a new Show Open. In an entertainment exclusive, talk to one of the stars of Disney’s big flop “The Lone Ranger” even though it’s not Johnny or Armie. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 9, 2013 →