Grand Theft Audio is huge. But imagine how much bigger it could be if it were combined with another immensely popular game – Candy Crush. There have been a spate of outrageous obituaries that have made headlines recently and now you can send your loved one off in style with their own Epic Obituary. We’ve … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 20, 2013 →

Bill Clinton is a vegan and he’s been getting deliveries of Vegan Twinkies. He loves them so much he should be a spokesman. Mark Wahlberg decided to get his high school diploma and that’s a great reason to produce another edition of Decidedly Good Decisions by Dudes. Help all the Powerball losers get over their … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 19, 2013 →

Pay tribute to Liam Hemsworth calling off his engagement to Miley Cyrus in a segment called Decidedly Good Decisions By Dudes. The Powerball Jackpot is up over $400 million and you can help folks increase their odds of winning. Butterball has hired a man to answer calls for their Turkey Talk Line for the first … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 18, 2013 →

It’s that time of year when everything is pumpkin-flavored and it’s starting to get a little scary. Peyton Manning is unhappy about a new strain of marijuana named after him, but he’s not the only NFL player with their own brand of bud. Andy Samberg’s new cop comedy debuts Tuesday and we have a promo. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 17, 2013 →

Monday starts with a confusing ad for the most confusing game show on TV – The Million Second Quiz. Nicole Kidman seeks revenge with Alec Baldwin – Paparazzi Vigilante. Jon Gruden has the goods on tonight’s MNF Game. Monday is National Play-Doh Day. And help yourself to three new Show Sweepers. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 16, 2013 →

We start off the post with a gentle reminder that it’s Friday! Friday! Friday the 13th!! The Pope has a new Popemobile, a used Renault, and now he’s the Little Old Man from Vatican City. “The Family” and “Insidious: Chapter 2” are in theaters and you have a fake trailer for both. Barack Obama’s Weekly … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 13, 2013 →

After huge losses on The Lone Ranger, Disney is pushing off the release date of Pirates of the Caribbean 5. And based on our fake trailer, there are plenty of other cutbacks as well. A new study shows men with small testicles make better dads and we prove it with clips from Ward Cleaver and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 12, 2013 →

Need to take down a building with a skinny naked chick on a wrecking ball? Call Miley Cyrus Demolition Services. Anthony Weiner will not be the next mayor of New York, but pretend like he won with an “I’m going to Disney World” spoof. The LA KISS is offering Tim Tebow a starting QB job … Continue reading UCN DailyPost of Wednesday, September 11, 2013 →

Let’s start off with two fake promos for Ryan Seacrest’s Million Dollar Quiz. Football Films looks at Bruno Mars doing the halftime show at the Super Bowl. Arsenio Hall makes it feel like we’re traveling back in time with a fake ad for his new late night talk show. Barack Obama is on the line … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 10, 2013 →

Get a sneak peek at Rush Limbaugh’s venture into writing kids’ books. Fecal transplants might be the key to weight loss and we’ll show you how. Jon Gruden is back with his Monday Match Up. A woman in England woke up with a Chinese accent and you can help spread the word about this bizarre … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 9, 2013 →