We start out with a tribute to the terror of Leftover Halloween Candy. Next we forecast what you’ll see the kids dressed up as this year. We’ve got two new Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas. Jay Leno is back with more jokes. And this Halloween celebrate Books for Treats Day…if you dare. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 31, 2013
We start out with a song for parents of trick-or-treaters set to the Addams Family theme. A new Last Minute Halloween Costume Idea will have you looking like Lady Gaga at the drop of a hat…and several other articles of clothing. Britney Spears’ music is being used to thwart Somali pirates as you’ll hear in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Get a celebrity Halloween costume at Jos A. Bank and get 50-percent off your dignity! Or if you don’t have time, we have another great Last Minute Costume Idea. The NFL Front Office is taking heat for not paying taxes and Football Films has the details. Barack Obama is on the line, but he’s got … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 29, 2013
For Halloween costumes guaranteed not to offend, visit the Politically Correct Halloween Costume Warehouse. Or if you’re making your own, may we suggest a Last Minute Halloween Costume Idea? McDonald’s is raising the price of the items on their Dollar Menu and we’ve got a fake commercial. Coach Gruden breaks down the game and talks … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 28, 2013
We turned the smash web hit “What Does the Fox Say?” into a rousing anthem for Friday. The Obamacare website is scary bad. And so is our “Monster Mash” parody all about it. We gave the Fake Movie Trailer treatment to the new films “The Counselor” and “Bad Grandpa.” Barack Obama explains how he calmed … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 25, 2013
UCN Written Prep Friday, October 25, 2013 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Timeline CeleBirthdays Who Am I? Impossible Question Hitting the Road At the Movies Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Lifestyles Our Weird World Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Cool Stuff From the Web … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, October 25, 2013
We’ve got a message for folks who are suffering from the crushing inability to keep up with the Kardashians. Ever wonder why everything is pumpkin-flavored this time of year? It’s Pumpkin Pete’s fault. There are two TV dramas this week that are inspired by the Anthony Weiner scandal and we’ve got promos. Jay Leno is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 24, 2013
Kim and Kanye are engaged and you can be the first to play a promo for their made-for-TV wedding! Now that Boy Scouts have a taste for ruining ancient artifacts, send your little trooper on a trip to destroy the great art of Europe. Pay tribute to the Real American Hero who loves dressing as … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 23, 2013
If there are others out there like the 33-year old man who’s had plastic surgery to look like Justin Bieber, you can direct him to the right place. The Crypt Keeper is back with a new Celebrity Haunting – The Jonas Brothers. Gay Marriage is legal in New Jersey and we’ve got a couple of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Run your finances like the government and Raise Your Personal Debt Ceiling. Come out of a break with a show open about the new brain cleansing study. The Walking Dead is huge and we pulled a parody out of the UCN archive. Coach Gruden is back with sound effects for the other Manning brother. Monday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 21, 2013