Ozzy Osbourne is parlaying his guest appearance on CSI into a whole string of cameos on lots of CBS shows. The new Star Trek film opens at midnight on Thursday. If you can’t get out to see it, we’ve got a preview of the movie’s opening sequence. OJ Simpson took the stand on Wednesday. We … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 16, 2013 →

Today we celebrate the man who walks while he works – Mr. Treadmill Desk Worker: A Real American Hero. How do the 1-percent avoid the lines at Disney World? They hire a handicapped person to go on all the rides with them so they can cut to the front. We ran with this same concept … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 15, 2013 →

Mike Tyson will star in his own animated series on The Cartoon Network and we have a suggestion for a theme song. According to the CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch, the store is intended only for cool, good looking kids. We’ve come up with a store for the rest of us. Some are suggesting that … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 14, 2013 →

Fox TV wants eliminate the cast and production team of “American Idol.” They also want to bring back “24” and Jack Bauer. Maybe Fox can kill two birds with one stone. For moms everywhere, it’s back to normal and our “Post Mother’s Day” Show Open will let them know your station has their backs. Mr. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 13, 2013 →

We start things off with a quirky and funny tribute to mom with a Mother’s Day Parody of the Addam’s Family TV Theme. Today’s Celebrity Mom is Meike Seymour. Turns out she never told her daughter Jane to keep her heart open! Charles Ramsey joins Gordon Ramsey for a very special edition of Hell’s Kitchen. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 10, 2013 →

Pfizer has announced they will begin selling their “little blue pill” via the internet and we’ve got a fake commercial to help spread the word. The East Coast is preparing for the onslaught of Cicadas and to help raise awareness of the coming infestation, we’ve put together a rocking promo. Jay Leno is back on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 9, 2013 →

Al Gore is very rich according to several new reports. In fact, Gore has so much money, he’s begun rapping about it! “His and Her Diaries” is back with a look at how differently the sexes prepare for Mother’s Day. Our new “Celebrity Mom” feature profiles Dina Lohan…well, kind of. Gary Busey joins you on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 8, 2013 →

We start things off with a parody of Miranda Lambert’s “Mama’s Broken Heart” that tells the tale of Mother’s Day gift shopping from a man’s perspective. In our “Celebrity Moms” feature we profile Catherine Leno, the mother of the Tonight Show host. Tim Tebow fans are asking the President to force the Jacksonville Jaguars to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 7, 2013 →

For all your listeners who celebrated a little too much on Cinco de Mayo, we’ve got a traditional Mexican song to let them know they’re not alone. Today we salute the woman who gave the world the gift of Gary Busey in another installment of “Celebrity Moms.” Mr. Smarty Pants returns with never-before-known information about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 6, 2013 →

Martha Stewart is looking for love on Match.com. We’ve got a bit that explores what kind of man might be looking for a woman like Martha. Our new Celebrity Mom profiles Lillian Osbourne, mother of Ozzy. Iron Man 3 will be a huge blockbuster and we’ve got three new fake trailers. Barack Obama is in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 3, 2013 →