For all your listeners who celebrated a little too much on Cinco de Mayo, we’ve got a traditional Mexican song to let them know they’re not alone. Today we salute the woman who gave the world the gift of Gary Busey in another installment of “Celebrity Moms.” Mr. Smarty Pants returns with never-before-known information about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 6, 2013 →

Martha Stewart is looking for love on Match.com. We’ve got a bit that explores what kind of man might be looking for a woman like Martha. Our new Celebrity Mom profiles Lillian Osbourne, mother of Ozzy. Iron Man 3 will be a huge blockbuster and we’ve got three new fake trailers. Barack Obama is in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 3, 2013 →

Mother’s Day is fast approaching and our new feature “Celebrity Moms” profiles the women who raised the most famous people in the world. A woman named Virginia visited a Starbuck’s in Hong Kong and they wrote the name Vagina on her cup. The photo is all over the web and our microphones were there to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 2, 2013 →

Jason Collins has ushered in a new era in the NBA. VH1 is doing the same for reality shows with a new one called “Basketball Husbands.” Justin Bieber has a history of abandoning pets, from dogs to monkeys. Now you can do the same with your very own “Bieber Pet.” The Michael Jackson civil trial … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 1, 2013 →

Tim Tebow was released from the New York Jets and according to Football Films, it was the answer to all of Tim’s prayers. A new line of men’s lingerie is making headlines. Soon stores like Victor’s Secret will be popping up all over! According to a new study of the weather, this Spring is off … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 30, 2013 →

We start things off with a classic twist on a Monday song with a parody of Beethoven’s 5th Symphony. George W. Bush’s passion for painting qualifies him to take over where the great Bob Ross left off as host of The Joy of Painting. Mr. Smarty Pants returns to give you all the facts about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 29, 2013 →

It’s time to ditch the suit and tie and get on with the weekend! Our parody of Justin Timberlake’s new hit is the perfect way to get the party started. Former President Bill Clinton is on hold to talk to you about his new Twitter account. We’ve got two Fake Movie Trailers for the films … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 26, 2013 →

The federal government’s sequestration has led to cutbacks in the airline industry and that’s resulted in an epidemic of delayed flights. R. Kelly stopped by the UCN studios to record a version of his hit song that tells the tale of unhappy travelers. The NFL Draft begins Thursday night and if you plan to sit … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 25, 2013 →

Destructive giant snails are infesting Florida and soon these slimy creatures will be coming after you! Walk for your lives!!! AJ Clemente is on the line. AJ is the news anchor who was fired for cursing during his very first broadcast and you’re going to give him a second chance. We’ve got a Show Open … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 24, 2013 →

Reese Witherspoon has apologized for her drunken run-in with police. We think she should capitalize on this episode by lending her voice and attitude to a GPS device. Monday was Earth Day. But now that it’s Tuesday everyone is back to their old bad habits and we’ve got a show open all about it. Pong … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 23, 2013 →