The Cardinals are gathered to pick the next Pope and they’re using the Popeil Pocket Pope Picker! We’ve got a new bit called His and Her Diaries that pokes fun at the sexes. Our Show Open is about adjusting to Daylight Savings Time and comes in 4 installments – one for every hour of your … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 11, 2013 →

A Friday-themed Alicia Keys “Girl on Fire” leads off today’s UCN DailyPost. We’re offering two Daylight Saving Time bits – a Show Open and a Joseph A. Bank Fake Commercial. We’ve also got two Fake Movie Trailers, Barack Obama attempting to filibuster Rand Paul, and your announcer celebrates Be Nasty Day as only he can. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 8, 2013 →

Rumor is Kate Middleton is carrying a girl and Prince William is so thrilled he’s singing his own version of “Butterfly Kisses.” The TSA has loosened restrictions on what you can bring on a plane and so we’re bringing you a Show Open that highlights one of the things you can’t take on board. Jay … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 7, 2013 →

Snow continues to hammer a large swath of the country and we’ve got a song about being snowbound at home. Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong Un are reuniting. This time Kim is visiting Rodman on the set of All Star Celebrity Apprentice. Today’s Show Open is about the new study that sex can cure headache … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 6, 2013 →

UCN has partnered with United Stations Radio Networks! We are thrilled to be associated with such a great company and we look forward to serving you for many years to come. A rep from USRN will be reaching out to everyone very soon! Thank you for your patience! Now, on to the bits. The Walking … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 5, 2013 →

March forth on March 4th and take on Monday with a parody of a classic TV theme. Dennis Rodman has a tiny new friend…maybe he’ll leave the country and move in with him. Housework is the key to weight loss and Andrew Dice Clay has a new fitness DVD for women. Today is Hug a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 4, 2013 →

Hey Pessimists, chill out. It’s Friday and a new study says you’ll live longer than those annoying optimists. But there’s help for them too at the Pessimist Longevity Center. We’ve got Fake Trailers for the top new movies. An informative Friday-themed Show Open. The President addresses the nation with a solution to the boring Sequestration. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 1, 2013 →

Maker’s Mark took heat for watering down their bourbon and now Budweiser is being sued for watering down their beer. We’ve got an ad for Budweiser H2O. Your daily Show Open relates to a new study about undiscovered species. Downton Abbey will feature its first black character in the new season. We suggest they hire … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 28, 2013 →

Sick of Snow? Our song parody “Sick of Snow” is about about being sick of snow. Today’s show open is about how 72 is the new 30. Football Films poses the question to Manti Te’o that every NFL team wants answered. McDonald’s introduces their new Harlem Shake and Wednesday is No Brainer Day. Duh! Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 27, 2013 →

Got a clogged toilet? Let Christopher Plumbers, the unofficial unclogger of the Academy Awards go to work for you! The President is on the line and wants to discuss his wife’s surprise appearance on the Oscar telecast. Your daily Show Open is about the shocking new study that women talk more than men. And we … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 26, 2013 →