Alec Baldwin is fighting against his alleged stalker in court and he’s paying for it all with his new Capital One card. Bill Clinton has a message for Barack Obama about the importance of keeping a commitment…and he does it with a straight face. Zac Efron’s jaw is wired shut after a fall but it … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 14, 2013
Who can save the doomed Obamacare website? We think the Priceline Negotiator is just the man for the job. Bieber Bismol is the cure for Justin’s food poisoning issues. A new Football Films asks why we expect PC behavior from a bunch of pro football players. Parody Jeremy is back with a song all about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Something more frightening than any horror movie is about to strike the world of entertainment…it’s an ABBA Reunion!!! Miley Cyrus smoked a joint onstage at the EMAs and we made her the subject of a very convincing anti drug ad. More women than ever before are hunting. We put together a HOT song all about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Today we regale a Real American Hero – the man who wears bacon-scented toiletries. (Canadian version also available). Chris Christie’s weight is lampooned on the cover of Time Magazine, but in the pages of Tubby Time Magazine, there are plenty of heavyweight celebrities. Coach Gruden is back with a word about bullying ahead of Monday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 11, 2013
To get ready for the weekend we crank up the crazy on John Pardi’s “Up All Night.” Blockbuster Video closing their doors means opportunity for the right people. Fake Trailers are ready for “Thor: The Dark World” and “The Book Thief.” We’ve got a show open for the newly discovered body part. Barack Obama admits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 8, 2013
Make your next confession easier to accept by using a Canadian accent like Toronto Mayor Rob Ford! McDonald’s has replaced toys with books in their Happy Meals and the reaction is basically what you’d expect. Marvel has a new Muslim super hero and we have the theme music. Jay Leno is back with more monologue … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 7, 2013
Amanda Bynes said, “I’ll be home for Christmas.” We thought that would make a great title for her Christmas CD. The Rainbow Loom is the hottest toy so far this Holiday Season and now kids can make more than just bracelets! Football Films has a special presentation all about the Dolphins’ disgraced Guard Richie Incognito. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 06, 2013
As the NFL tries to attract more female fans, we thought we’d help by recreating one of football’s more iconic songs. The Jonas Brothers are broken up and that does not bode well for a Jonas Brothers Thanksgiving. Get an early jump on holiday shopping with the perfect perfume for your grandmother. Barack Obama takes … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 05, 2013
Metallica loves Justin Bieber! We mashed the two together to create a tribute band. If you suffer from headaches that result from the change to Standard Time, there’s a cure. We have audio of Yoko Ono and Paul McCartney patching things up. Coach Gruden talks about the Monday night game and a commercial you’re bound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 04, 2013
President Obama sings all about his record-low approval ratings. The Christmas season starts the day after Halloween and we’ve got a poem all about it. Remind your listeners to change their clocks on Sunday with a Justin Timberlake song. We have Fake Trailers for the new movies “Ender’s Game,” “Free Birds,” and “Last Vegas.” Barack … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 01, 2013