Tim Tebow was released from the New York Jets and according to Football Films, it was the answer to all of Tim’s prayers. A new line of men’s lingerie is making headlines. Soon stores like Victor’s Secret will be popping up all over! According to a new study of the weather, this Spring is off … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 30, 2013 →

We start things off with a classic twist on a Monday song with a parody of Beethoven’s 5th Symphony. George W. Bush’s passion for painting qualifies him to take over where the great Bob Ross left off as host of The Joy of Painting. Mr. Smarty Pants returns to give you all the facts about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 29, 2013 →

It’s time to ditch the suit and tie and get on with the weekend! Our parody of Justin Timberlake’s new hit is the perfect way to get the party started. Former President Bill Clinton is on hold to talk to you about his new Twitter account. We’ve got two Fake Movie Trailers for the films … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 26, 2013 →

The federal government’s sequestration has led to cutbacks in the airline industry and that’s resulted in an epidemic of delayed flights. R. Kelly stopped by the UCN studios to record a version of his hit song that tells the tale of unhappy travelers. The NFL Draft begins Thursday night and if you plan to sit … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 25, 2013 →

Destructive giant snails are infesting Florida and soon these slimy creatures will be coming after you! Walk for your lives!!! AJ Clemente is on the line. AJ is the news anchor who was fired for cursing during his very first broadcast and you’re going to give him a second chance. We’ve got a Show Open … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 24, 2013 →

Reese Witherspoon has apologized for her drunken run-in with police. We think she should capitalize on this episode by lending her voice and attitude to a GPS device. Monday was Earth Day. But now that it’s Tuesday everyone is back to their old bad habits and we’ve got a show open all about it. Pong … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 23, 2013 →

Looking to wish someone a happy Earth Day? Al Gore’s Earth Day Cards are the answer. Twitter’s new music service is here. Our fake ad shows how Twitter Music comes up a little short. Mr. Smarty Pants stops by to explain the complicated process of making the NFL season schedule. Friday is Girl Scout Leaders … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 22, 2013 →

We start your Friday morning off with an allergy anthem that’s a parody of Craig Campbell’s “Outta My Head.” Next up, Ozzy Osbourne is ready to take your call and give you the latest on his separation from Sharon. Tom Cruise’s “Oblivion” is this weekend’s big box office release and we’ve got two fake trailers … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 19, 2013 →

In times like these, paranoid conspiracy theorists are everywhere. But even those weirdos need a good breakfast with a new cereal called Conspiracy Nuts and Flakes! Spring Cleaning is the focus of a brand new installment of His and Her Diaries. We’ve got a show open about the annual cost of owning a car – … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 18, 2013 →

Ozzy and Sharon have separated. Are the Osbournes done for good? Ozzy says no, but still stopped by the UCN studios to sing about his marital woes. If you plan to take a pot vacation to Colorado or Washington, there’s a certain gnome from a well-know travel site just waiting to book it for you. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 17, 2013 →