If you know a Mall Santa struggling to return to normal life, get him the help he needs at the Mall Santa Center. It’s Bacon Day; herald the hero who loves the smoked pork belly – Mr. Bacon Eating Fool. There’s no Monday Night Football Game this week, but no one told Coach Gruden and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 30, 2013
Justin Bieber was probably kidding when he claimed to be retiring. Perhaps an ad for Bieber Acres Retirement Community will convince him to really do it. The Duck Dynasty saga rages on and until Phil is back on the show, we thought he could star in a remake of Will & Grace. The week between … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 27, 2013
Today’s post will keep you covered in comedy through Thursday! To keep your audience laughing through Christmas, we have a tons of bits too numerous to list here. But it includes plenty of pre and post Christmas parody songs, fake commercials, fake trailers, almanac bits and more. UCN’s next post will be Thursday evening for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday December 24 and Thursday December 26, 2013
Come on Get Wrapping is our parody of a classic TV theme to get you in the mood for scissors and tape! With the clever use of bleeps, Duck Dynasty becomes a very gay friendly show! Coach Gruden breaks down Monday Night’s game between the Falcons and the 49ers. Monday is Roots Day. And we … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 23, 2013
There’s only one more weekend left to do your holiday shopping and our Deck the Halls parody explains it all. Rock out to the best part of Christmas with a UCN Original song called Christmas Time is Here (Gimme Gimme!). A Chris Christie Christmas is the biggest holiday special of the season. We’ve got fake … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, December 20, 2013
A parody of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” is all about how the NSA knows a lot more about you than whether you’ve been naughty or nice. A woman assaulted a Salvation Army bell ringer because he said Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas. One might think she’s bi-polar, but she’s actually North-Polar. We’ve … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, December 19, 2013
If there’s a big winner or not, it’ll be fun to sing along with a Twelve Days of Christmas parody all about the things you can buy if you have Mega Millions. Barbara Walters’ Most Fascinating People aren’t that fascinating so she’s resorted to interviewing household appliances. We’ve got a fake trailer for Anchorman 2. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Santa Claus dropped by the UCN studios to sing a parody of a Billy Idol classic. The Hobbit is huge. And now that Smaug has been desolated, one of Middle Earth’s creatures is starring in his own Christmas special. Lady Gaga is having a bad year as you’ll hear in her latest concert promo. Barack … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 17, 2013
James Bond is an impotent drunk in The Spy Who Couldn’t Love Me. Megyn Kelly is sticking to her assertion that Santa Claus is white in her new Christmas special. Coach Gruden breaks down Monday Night’s Ravens-Lions game. December 16th is Boston Tea Party Day. And we close out Today’s Audio with three new Show … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 16, 2013
Friday is here. It also happens to be the unlucky 13th. Warn your listeners with Friday the 13th Day of Christmas. Celebrate the weekly holiday of Friday with a Christmasy parody of Jingle Bells. We’ve got Fake Trailers for the new movies “The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug” and “Saving Mr. Banks.” Barack Obama takes … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 13, 2013