A new study says divorce is contagious and Scholastic Films will teach you how to avoid it. Get in the spirit of the Kentucky Derby with a Horse Race Show Open. Poke fun at the new movies The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and Walk of Shame with fake trailers. Barack Obama makes the case for raising … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 2, 2014 →

A live performance of Grease is coming to Fox TV and Peter and Lois Griffin have a preview. If you can’t get enough of racists in the news, there’s a new reality show where they race around the globe. Barney the Dinosaur is back to simplify the LA Clippers story. Jay Leno is on the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 1, 2014 →

Be the first station to air the actual audio of the domestic disturbance between Paul Simon and Edie Brickell. There’s a new gym for pregnant women who’ve been kicked out of Planet Fitness. Joe Biden sings about meeting “literally every” world leader. Parody Jeremy sent you a song about Spider-Man. And April 30th is National … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 30, 2014 →

Men keep their underwear for a long time and when it’s time for new ones, it gets a little emotional. Cliven Bundy and Don Sterling are joining together in the new Odd Couple! Cameron Diaz doesn’t wear deodorant and now you can smell just like her. Barack Obama is on the phone and he’s mad … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 29, 2014 →

No one is “Happy” on a Monday, so why not sing about it? Dancing with the Stars has a clear cut favorite as you’ll hear in a new fake promo. Elmo reacts to his former puppeteer being cleared of abuse charges. Monday is Cubicle Day. And we round out Today’s Audio with three new Show … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 28, 2014 →

Get stoked for Friday with a parody of a Bon Jovi classic. A new medication is available if you suffer Game of Thrones-related anxiety. Poke fun at the new movies “The Other Woman” and “The Quiet Ones” with Fake Trailers. Barack Obama talks about the world’s best sushi in his Weekly Address. And on Friday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 25, 2014 →

Lupita Nyong’o is People’s Most Beautiful Person and James Blunt doesn’t know who she is. We have audio of the verdict in the frivolous class action suit against the Buffalo Bills. Barney the Dinosaur explains the disappearing American middle class. Jay Leno is on the line with some comments about Colbert’s appearance on Letterman. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 24, 2014 →

Turn Keith Urban’s “Cop Car” into an ode to the prom limo. The price of steaks and burgers are higher than ever. Beef…it’s what’s expensive! The KKK is starting a neighborhood watch in Pennsylvania. Parody Jeremy sings about the convenience of flying in the wheel well of an airplane. And April 23rd is Talk Like … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 23, 2014 →

If you prefer powdered alcohol to have healthy fiber, try Metamu-cahol. The Roaming Gnome is no stranger to hitching a ride in the wheel well of a jet liner. There’s help for men who can’t “talk sexy” at the Sexy Voice Institute. Barack Obama is on the line to talk about the White House Easter … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 22, 2014 →

Sing about leftover Easter candy with an 80s classic. Be the first to play a promo for the sequel to “Mrs. Doubtfire.” Have some fun with an attempt to make “Naked and Afraid” seem sexy. Future grandfather Bill Clinton is on the line. Our Today Is celebrates Kindergarten. And we round out Today’s Audio with … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 21, 2014 →