Destructive giant snails are infesting Florida and soon these slimy creatures will be coming after you! Walk for your lives!!! AJ Clemente is on the line. AJ is the news anchor who was fired for cursing during his very first broadcast and you’re going to give him a second chance. We’ve got a Show Open … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 24, 2013 →

Reese Witherspoon has apologized for her drunken run-in with police. We think she should capitalize on this episode by lending her voice and attitude to a GPS device. Monday was Earth Day. But now that it’s Tuesday everyone is back to their old bad habits and we’ve got a show open all about it. Pong … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 23, 2013 →

Looking to wish someone a happy Earth Day? Al Gore’s Earth Day Cards are the answer. Twitter’s new music service is here. Our fake ad shows how Twitter Music comes up a little short. Mr. Smarty Pants stops by to explain the complicated process of making the NFL season schedule. Friday is Girl Scout Leaders … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 22, 2013 →

We start your Friday morning off with an allergy anthem that’s a parody of Craig Campbell’s “Outta My Head.” Next up, Ozzy Osbourne is ready to take your call and give you the latest on his separation from Sharon. Tom Cruise’s “Oblivion” is this weekend’s big box office release and we’ve got two fake trailers … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 19, 2013 →

In times like these, paranoid conspiracy theorists are everywhere. But even those weirdos need a good breakfast with a new cereal called Conspiracy Nuts and Flakes! Spring Cleaning is the focus of a brand new installment of His and Her Diaries. We’ve got a show open about the annual cost of owning a car – … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 18, 2013 →

Ozzy and Sharon have separated. Are the Osbournes done for good? Ozzy says no, but still stopped by the UCN studios to sing about his marital woes. If you plan to take a pot vacation to Colorado or Washington, there’s a certain gnome from a well-know travel site just waiting to book it for you. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 17, 2013 →

Our thoughts and prayers are with the victims of the tragic bombing at Monday’s Boston Marathon. While It is difficult to think about comedy in light of such a tragic event and while it will be difficult to carry on as usual Tuesday morning, we have decided to release Tuesday’s UCN bits and leave it … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 16, 2013 →

Yippe Ki Yay…it’s tax day! We’ve got a parody of a tradition country song for all the procrastinators out there. Mr. Smarty Pant drops by with some less-than-helpful background information on the US tax code. Jane Seymour is jumping on the breast milk jewelry bandwagon with an extension of her Open Hearts brand. Monday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 15, 2013 →

The non-sanctioned Sesame Street characters in Times Square have been making headlines by harassing tourists. We’d love to see them host their own kids show! The new films “Scary Movie 5” and “42” are in theaters and we’ve got some fake trailers. Next up is a show open that focused on The Masters. Barack Obama’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 12, 2013 →

The world is on edge as North Korea plans to test a long range missile. Kim Jong Un would like to remind you…this is only a test! Kris Jenner may testify in Kim Kardashian’s upcoming divorce trial. We have an example of what Kris might sound like on the stand. We’ve got a new show … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 11, 2013 →