eHarmony will soon mix business with pleasure. The dating website is launching a service where they will match employees with employers and we’ve got a fake commercial. The men’s cosmetics industry is a booming business. Soon you’ll see a lot more ads for men’s makeup much like our fake commercial for Larry-Al! Memorial Day is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Monday’s TV Soundbites: ABC: Dancing with the Stars CBS: Rules of Engagement (series finale) NBC: The Voice TBS: Conan Conan – Commencement exercise Conan – Middle-aged Crazy Conan – Butt-Dialing Conan – Chloe and 24 Conan – Chloe and the computer TheVoice – Maroon 5 TheVoice – Holly Tucker TheVoice – Judging Holly Tucker DWTS … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Everyone wants to stay home in bed on a Monday morning and we have a Phillip Phillips parody that feels everyone’s pain. Wish you could own a topless painting of Bea Arthur, but can’t shell out 1.9 million bucks? Then the big new art sale at the Ramada Inn is for you! Mr. Smarty Pants … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 20, 2013
American Idol is over and there’s much uncertainty about who will be on the show next year. No one knows for sure, but we have a feeling Ryan Seacrest ain’t going anywhere! Star Trek Into Darkness will surely be the movie to beat this weekend. We have two new super-short, super-funny fake movie trailers for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 17, 2013
Ozzy Osbourne is parlaying his guest appearance on CSI into a whole string of cameos on lots of CBS shows. The new Star Trek film opens at midnight on Thursday. If you can’t get out to see it, we’ve got a preview of the movie’s opening sequence. OJ Simpson took the stand on Wednesday. We … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 16, 2013
Today we celebrate the man who walks while he works – Mr. Treadmill Desk Worker: A Real American Hero. How do the 1-percent avoid the lines at Disney World? They hire a handicapped person to go on all the rides with them so they can cut to the front. We ran with this same concept … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Mike Tyson will star in his own animated series on The Cartoon Network and we have a suggestion for a theme song. According to the CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch, the store is intended only for cool, good looking kids. We’ve come up with a store for the rest of us. Some are suggesting that … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Fox TV wants eliminate the cast and production team of “American Idol.” They also want to bring back “24” and Jack Bauer. Maybe Fox can kill two birds with one stone. For moms everywhere, it’s back to normal and our “Post Mother’s Day” Show Open will let them know your station has their backs. Mr. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 13, 2013
We start things off with a quirky and funny tribute to mom with a Mother’s Day Parody of the Addam’s Family TV Theme. Today’s Celebrity Mom is Meike Seymour. Turns out she never told her daughter Jane to keep her heart open! Charles Ramsey joins Gordon Ramsey for a very special edition of Hell’s Kitchen. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 10, 2013
Pfizer has announced they will begin selling their “little blue pill” via the internet and we’ve got a fake commercial to help spread the word. The East Coast is preparing for the onslaught of Cicadas and to help raise awareness of the coming infestation, we’ve put together a rocking promo. Jay Leno is back on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 9, 2013