No one is “Happy” on a Monday, so why not sing about it? Dancing with the Stars has a clear cut favorite as you’ll hear in a new fake promo. Elmo reacts to his former puppeteer being cleared of abuse charges. Monday is Cubicle Day. And we round out Today’s Audio with three new Show … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 28, 2014 →

Get stoked for Friday with a parody of a Bon Jovi classic. A new medication is available if you suffer Game of Thrones-related anxiety. Poke fun at the new movies “The Other Woman” and “The Quiet Ones” with Fake Trailers. Barack Obama talks about the world’s best sushi in his Weekly Address. And on Friday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 25, 2014 →

Lupita Nyong’o is People’s Most Beautiful Person and James Blunt doesn’t know who she is. We have audio of the verdict in the frivolous class action suit against the Buffalo Bills. Barney the Dinosaur explains the disappearing American middle class. Jay Leno is on the line with some comments about Colbert’s appearance on Letterman. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 24, 2014 →

Turn Keith Urban’s “Cop Car” into an ode to the prom limo. The price of steaks and burgers are higher than ever. Beef…it’s what’s expensive! The KKK is starting a neighborhood watch in Pennsylvania. Parody Jeremy sings about the convenience of flying in the wheel well of an airplane. And April 23rd is Talk Like … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 23, 2014 →

If you prefer powdered alcohol to have healthy fiber, try Metamu-cahol. The Roaming Gnome is no stranger to hitching a ride in the wheel well of a jet liner. There’s help for men who can’t “talk sexy” at the Sexy Voice Institute. Barack Obama is on the line to talk about the White House Easter … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 22, 2014 →

Sing about leftover Easter candy with an 80s classic. Be the first to play a promo for the sequel to “Mrs. Doubtfire.” Have some fun with an attempt to make “Naked and Afraid” seem sexy. Future grandfather Bill Clinton is on the line. Our Today Is celebrates Kindergarten. And we round out Today’s Audio with … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 21, 2014 →

Peeps, those Chicks in a Box, are an Easter staple. Cheech and Chong stop by to talk about Easter falling on 4/20. Poke fun at three brand new movies with three brand new Fake Movie Trailers. Barack Obama reconsiders a ban on selfies. And on April 18th we celebrate International Jugglers Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 18, 2014 →

A marshmallow Peep sings about being the “Creep” of Easter candy. Ben and Jerry corner the Viagra ice cream market. Barney explains the developmental dangers of iPad Addiction. Jay Leno is on the line to fill in for Late Night repeats. And the 17th is Blah Blah Blah Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 17, 2014 →

Google Glass went on sale to the general public Tuesday. Our parody of “Sunglasses at Night” is about Google Glass users and butt whippings. We created a courtroom drama about a dog that was called for jury duty in Philadelphia. Marijuana vending machines are popping up in Colorado and we have exclusive audio. Parody Jeremy … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 16, 2014 →

If you still haven’t done your taxes on April 15th, you need to call the Tax Procrastination Hotline. Is late night TV too white? Our fake promo is chock-full of caucasians. If you’d like something a little more exotic than the KFC prom corsage, Taco Bell has something you’ll crave. Barack Obama is on the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 15, 2014 →