As the NFL tries to attract more female fans, we thought we’d help by recreating one of football’s more iconic songs. The Jonas Brothers are broken up and that does not bode well for a Jonas Brothers Thanksgiving. Get an early jump on holiday shopping with the perfect perfume for your grandmother. Barack Obama takes … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 05, 2013
Metallica loves Justin Bieber! We mashed the two together to create a tribute band. If you suffer from headaches that result from the change to Standard Time, there’s a cure. We have audio of Yoko Ono and Paul McCartney patching things up. Coach Gruden talks about the Monday night game and a commercial you’re bound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 04, 2013
President Obama sings all about his record-low approval ratings. The Christmas season starts the day after Halloween and we’ve got a poem all about it. Remind your listeners to change their clocks on Sunday with a Justin Timberlake song. We have Fake Trailers for the new movies “Ender’s Game,” “Free Birds,” and “Last Vegas.” Barack … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 01, 2013
We start out with a tribute to the terror of Leftover Halloween Candy. Next we forecast what you’ll see the kids dressed up as this year. We’ve got two new Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas. Jay Leno is back with more jokes. And this Halloween celebrate Books for Treats Day…if you dare. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 31, 2013
We start out with a song for parents of trick-or-treaters set to the Addams Family theme. A new Last Minute Halloween Costume Idea will have you looking like Lady Gaga at the drop of a hat…and several other articles of clothing. Britney Spears’ music is being used to thwart Somali pirates as you’ll hear in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Get a celebrity Halloween costume at Jos A. Bank and get 50-percent off your dignity! Or if you don’t have time, we have another great Last Minute Costume Idea. The NFL Front Office is taking heat for not paying taxes and Football Films has the details. Barack Obama is on the line, but he’s got … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 29, 2013
For Halloween costumes guaranteed not to offend, visit the Politically Correct Halloween Costume Warehouse. Or if you’re making your own, may we suggest a Last Minute Halloween Costume Idea? McDonald’s is raising the price of the items on their Dollar Menu and we’ve got a fake commercial. Coach Gruden breaks down the game and talks … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 28, 2013
We turned the smash web hit “What Does the Fox Say?” into a rousing anthem for Friday. The Obamacare website is scary bad. And so is our “Monster Mash” parody all about it. We gave the Fake Movie Trailer treatment to the new films “The Counselor” and “Bad Grandpa.” Barack Obama explains how he calmed … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 25, 2013
UCN Written Prep Friday, October 25, 2013 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Timeline CeleBirthdays Who Am I? Impossible Question Hitting the Road At the Movies Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Lifestyles Our Weird World Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Cool Stuff From the Web … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, October 25, 2013
We’ve got a message for folks who are suffering from the crushing inability to keep up with the Kardashians. Ever wonder why everything is pumpkin-flavored this time of year? It’s Pumpkin Pete’s fault. There are two TV dramas this week that are inspired by the Anthony Weiner scandal and we’ve got promos. Jay Leno is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 24, 2013