Celebrate Real American Heroes like 50 Cent and all celebrities past and present who are horrible at throwing out the ceremonial first pitch. The cash giveaway in San Francisco is being ripped off as a new game show starring Regis Philbin. Barney the Dinosaur explains the why school lunches are awful. Jay Leno is back … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 29, 2014
America’s Got Talent is back and America doesn’t want it. More municipalities are allowing citizens to text 911 and as you might expect autocorrect is wreaking havoc. Parody Jeremy takes exception to Pitbull’s misogynistic lyrics. Barack Obama talks about a naked man at the White House. And May 28th is National Hamburger Day. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 28, 2014
Commiserate with your audience as they head back to work with a parody of “Baby Got Back.” Up the ante with a dating show even more ridiculous than “I Wanna Marry Harry.” Buffalo Bills fans are tweaked at Jon Bon Jovi and Football Films has the details. Tuesday is National Grape Popsicle Day. And we … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 27, 2014
Here’s what is in store: Kick off the “Long Weekend” with a Jake Owen parody. We’ve got a serious Memorial Day show open and Hank Williams Jr will help get your listeners “Ready for the Memorial Day”. Fake trailers for X-Men: First Class and Blended. Barack Obama talks about his day at the Baseball Hall … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 23, 2014
The X-Men go back in time to wipe out embarrassing social media posts in X-Men: Days of Facebook Past. The word “sterling” as taken on a new meaning since the world was introduced to Don Sterling as a new Show Open explains. Pat Sajak’s anti Global Warming views are starting to affect how he hosts … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 22, 2014
California Chrome is endorsing nasal strips and so are other celebrities with huge horse-like noses. Burger King has changed their slogan and it’s not what you’d expect. Authorities are urging you to drive safely with new rhymes in the vein of Click It or Ticket. Parody Jeremy is singing all about his love of Godzilla. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 21, 2014
The best part of waking up is a coffee fungus in your cup. Michael Jackson’s hologram is now available to go door-to-door. Godzillow is the new website to find out how much real estate damage the monster has done. Barack Obama is on the line to talk about the White House conference on concussions. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 20, 2014
The Muppets return to bookend the weekend with a Monday-themed jingle. Prepare fans for what the Jay Z and Beyonce concert tour will sound like without the marital bliss. A movie trailer points out how weird it is seeing Bryan Cranston playing any role other than Walter White. On the 19th of May we celebrate … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 19, 2014
Get your audience up and moving on a Friday morning with a new Muppets parody. Clay Aiken is a dirty politician who will stop at nothing. Fake Trailers are here for the new movies “Godzilla” and “Million Dollar Arm.” Barack Obama chimes in on the Jay Z/Solange Knowles fiasco. And Friday we celebrate Love a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 16, 2014
Hillary Clinton sings about her healthy brain. The Pope hears the confession of a famous Martian. Barney the Dinosaur explains Justin Bieber to kids. Jay Leno is on hold with new material. And Thursday marks Nylon Stockings Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print ONLY the UCN Written Prep. Written Prep … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 15th, 2014