Where do deleted tweets go? Our parody of a sappy Whitney Houston ballad ponders the question. Be the first to play a recording of Jessica Simpson flubbing her wedding vows. Today’s Gas Saving Tip is all about horsepower. Barack Obama is on the phone to explain how he plans to go it alone on Immigration … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 8, 2014
Get your Harley Davidson’s electric motor running with our eco-friendly parody of “Born to be Wild.” Celebrate Mr. European Sports Fanatic as a Real American Hero. (Canadian and Real American Douche Bag versions too!) Help ease the pain at the pump with a new daily feature called “Gas Saving Tip of the Day.” Monday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 7, 2014
In observance of the July 4th Holiday, there will be no DailyPost for Friday. We’ll be back with new content Sunday night for Monday. Have a wonderful Fourth from the UCN Crew! We have exclusive audio of Christian Bale starring as Moses. IBM’s Watson computer is making BBQ sauce…and can also man the grill at … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 3, 2014
Team USA lost to Belgium and you can use this World War 2 newsreel parody to intro a discussion. The View is considering adding a male panel member…kind of. New movies open on Wednesday this week and we’ve got fake trailers for “Earth to Echo” and “Tammy.” Parody Jeremy is singing about America. And on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 2, 2014
Cheer on the Men’s National Team with a family-friendly (as well as a hot version) of the famous song from Team America World Police. Transformers are huge…but not as huge as the way US sports fans are transforming into soccer fans. If you’re not smart enough to find love with Mensa Match, try Stupid Cupid. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 1, 2014
With gas prices so high, Florida Georgia Line can no longer afford to roll! The fate of the women of The View plays like a horror film. Help the hype surrounding LeBron James with 4 short and silly special reports. On Monday we celebrate Social Media Day. And we finish off the top section of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 30, 2014
What happened in the US’s World Cup match? Find out in News from the World Cup. If the guys from The Hangover movies had paid a doctor to cure them, the movie would not have been the same. The latest Transformers sequel opens. Barack Obama addresses the issue of the British World Cup team souvenir … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 27, 2014
Cheer on Team USA with a new soccer anthem! Mike Tyson has words of encouragement for the Uruguayan soccer player who bit his Italian opponent. We answer the question of why a man walked into a Queens McDonald’s with a knife stuck in his back. Barney explains the new study that fortified breakfast cereals are … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 26, 2014
Elvis sings about his armpit-stained jumpsuit that’s about to go up for auction. Starbucks is selling handcrafted soda and you can be the first to make fun of it. There’s a new teddy bear that doubles as a sex toy. Parody Jeremy is here to sing about his mom’s addiction to the sun. And June … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 25, 2014
MC Hammer is here to sing about World Cup soccer players taking dives. Hillary Clinton is learning how to speak to the average American voter. If you’d like a hunky inmate like the one in that viral photo then log on to eFelony. Barack Obama is on the phone to talk about saving the honey … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 24, 2014