Turn your smartphone photo into the likeness of Fox’s play-by-play man with the Joe Buck Yourself app! Sports Illustrated is rubbing salt in the Broncos’ wounds with a new DVD offer. Staring at screens will make your children nearsighted and in need of iGlasses. Barack Obama is on the phone for the post game interview. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 4, 2014 →

Cheech and Chong return to wrap up their Super Bowl coverage. We took the classic Hank Williams’ football theme and turned it into an ode to Super Bowl hangovers. Larry King thinks CNN would be better off showing Spongebob cartoons and he sings all about it. George Zimmerman will step into the ring for Celebrity … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 3, 2014 →

It’s going to be cold at the Super Bowl. Cheer on the fans at the stadium with ‘Fans with Cold Faces.’ If you’ve ever wondered what happens to the pre-printed championship t-shirts of the NFL teams that end up losing, we have the answer. Coach Gruden makes a Super Bowl prediction even non-football fans can … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 31, 2014 →

Cheech and Chong are back in the broadcast booth at the Super Bowl! Football Films pays homage to Groundhog Day and the Super Bowl happening on the same day. Promote Motley Crue’s farewell tour and their subsequent retirement. Jay Leno is on the phone as time is running out. And January 30 is National Inane … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 30, 2014 →

Honor Mr. Non-Football Fan Super Bowl Party Goer…a Real American Hero, a Real Canadian Hero, or a Real American Douchebag – take your pick. The price of Super Bowl tickets is plummeting as you’ll hear in our fake ad. We’ve got some real fake outtakes from Obama’s State of the Union Address. Parody Jeremy sings … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 29, 2014 →

Why is Justin Bieber like he is? Blame Canada! Cheech and Chong are the new Super Bowl announcers. If you are irritable in this latest cold snap you may be suffering from PVMS. Barack Obama is on the phone and needs help with this State of the Union speech. And Tuesday is Data Privacy Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 28, 2014 →

Blame Bieber’s mom with a Fountains of Wayne parody. Be the first to promote the new Cookie Dough-Stuffed Oreos. Football Films salutes the many sports fans who believe it will be a Supernatural Super Bowl. January 27 is Thomas Crapper Day. And three new Show Sweepers await. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 27, 2014 →

Justin Bieber got out of jail and hit the studio to tell us about his ordeal. The new movies ‘I, Frankenstein’ and ‘Gimme Shelter’ open and we’ve got fake trailers. Coach Gruden has thoughts on the new Pro Bowl format. Barack Obama is dreading his upcoming visit with the Pope. And January 24th is National … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 24, 2014 →

Tom Brady isn’t going to watch the Super Bowl and Football Films rips him for it. If you like the twin toilets in Sochi, you can have the same set up in your own home. This week’s Odd Couple – Justin Bieber and Richard Sherman. Jay Leno is back with more potential monologue jokes. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 23, 2014 →

The country is in the grip of Polar Vortex 2! But as usual, the sequel is never quite as intense as the original. Amazon claims they have the technology to ship your package before you actually buy it and we have a promo that demonstrates how that might work. A new study reinforces the theory … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 22, 2014 →