Capital One will come to your house if you owe them money as our new ad frighteningly displays. The Daytona 500 is Sunday and any real NASCAR fan will want a new commemorative plate from the Franklin Mint. We have fake trailers for the new movies ‘3 Days to Kill’ and ‘Pompeii.’ Volume 10 of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 21, 2014 →

Poke a little fun at Hot Pockets and their “diseased meat” recall. We’ve got a rocking parody all about the lack of rock salt for our nation’s slippery roads. Two new Olympic updates are at the starting gate. Jay Leno returns to talk about Jimmy Fallon as well as to offer him a couple of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 20, 2014 →

America is facing a clown shortage and you can help recruit new talent with an ad for Community Clown College. There are many weird Winter Olympic events, but none stranger than Curly-ing. Two new Olympic Updates are ready to slide right into your show. Parody Jeremy is singing to get his lost love back. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 19, 2014 →

America might be getting kicked around in the Olympics, but this Toby Keith song tells the world we will dominate in the summer during the real Olympics. Jimmy Fallon debuts a host of the Tonight Show and Johnny Carson gives his opinion from beyond the eternal curtain. Two more Olympic Updates are ready to fly. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 18, 2014 →

Start your week with an anthem to Bruce Jenner’s new look with a parody of Aerosmith’s “Dude (Looks Like a Lady).” Chris Christie is being compared to Tony Soprano and with a quick call to the Governor, you’ll realize that he sounds a lot like him too! Two new Olympic Updates (and a nifty Outro) … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 17, 2014 →

A Vermont Teddy Bear is great, but a Colorado Teddy Bear takes things even higher. Many folks in North America are digging out their driveways and living in fear of…the plow! We’ve got fake trailers for Winter’s Tale and About Last Night. Two new Olympic Updates await. President Obama talks about Presidents’ Day. And February … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 14, 2014 →

Salute the man who writes the two word messages on the Sweetheart Candies! Michael Sam may have what it takes to be a standout defensive NFL player according to Football Films. The country continues to get walloped by winter and we commiserate with a song parody. Catch your audience up on the latest news from … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 13, 2014 →

We start out with a rocking’ parody called Eye of Bob Costas. We turn RoboCop into a romantic movie just in time for Valentine’s Day. There’s a new batch of Olympic Updates. Parody Jeremy sings about loving and losing. And Wednesday is Paul Bunyan Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 12, 2014 →

The ever-popular Westminster Dog Show concludes Tuesday and we have an Aloe Blacc parody that pays tribute to the top dog. Next up is another song parody set to a Beach Boys tune about how the hot female Winter Olympic athletes are covered up with too much clothing. We’ve cranked out a new daily batch … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 11, 2014 →

Since air travelers couldn’t bring toothpaste to the Olympics, they’ll have to buy Russian-made Sochi White. Use our Daily Olympic Updates as a platform to deliver stories and scores from the Winter Games. Protect your home with Big Mouth Billy Bass Home Security. The 10th of February is always National Cream Cheese Brownie Day. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 10, 2014 →