Run your finances like the government and Raise Your Personal Debt Ceiling. Come out of a break with a show open about the new brain cleansing study. The Walking Dead is huge and we pulled a parody out of the UCN archive. Coach Gruden is back with sound effects for the other Manning brother. Monday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 21, 2013 →

The government is back in business and it’s like they’re having a huge grand re-opening sale! Peyton Manning’s Papa John’s Pizza franchises are raking it in and this new ad ought to boost sales. The new films “Carrie,” “Escape Plan,” and “The Fifth Estate” open Friday and we’ve got Fake Trailers for each. Barack Obama’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 18, 2013 →

NEW ADD! The Government Shutdown is over and the Debt Ceiling has been raised. Happy days are here again! Oreos are as addictive as cocaine and their new jingle features a singer in need of a fix. Eminem is a 40-year-old dad with a new album and if you slow down his song “Rap God” … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 17, 2013 →

A Rihanna Tweet has landed another person in jail. Criminals beware of the Vigilante Twitterer! Charlie Hunnam is out as Christian Grey and Arnold Schwarzenegger is in! And he’s even cast a new Anastasia. October is Bully Prevention Month and we highlight an unexpected victim. Parody Jeremy has a song about the hugely popular show … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 16, 2013 →

While the government enters Day 15 of the shutdown, our Show Open reminds your listeners that your show is still open for business. The Crypt Keeper is back with a celebrity haunting about the scariest thing on TV…Bruce Jenner’s face. Gravity is still number one at the box office and Bad Moviefone doesn’t recommend you … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 15, 2013 →

Would you like to see everyone involved in the government shutdown fired? We have just the man to do it. In honor of Columbus Day, Tom Hanks takes on the role of the iconic captain. Jon Gruden analyzes Monday Night’s matchup. Monday is National Chocolate Covered Insects Day. And we top off the post with … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 14, 2013 →

Kick off the weekend with a Friday-themed parody of a Luke Bryan hit. A new biography of Johnny Carson claims there was a mob hit out on him and so we imagined Johnny as a goodfella. We’ve got fake trailers for “Captain Phillips” and “Machete Kills.” The President lays out some very specific budget cuts … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 11, 2013 →

Kris and Bruce Jenner have separated, but Kris wants him back! The Crypt Keeper returns with a haunting story about Justin Bieber. A new study shows American adults are dumber than the average human and so we’ve created a new national anthem. Jay Leno is on the phone with a few new jokes. And on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 10, 2013 →

Tired of the government shutdown? How ’bout a Government Shut Up! The NFL is back raising awareness of female health issues and Football Films thinks there’s a lot more the league could be covering in pink. Miley Cyrus joked with Matt Lauer that people over 40 don’t have sex anymore and we have a stern … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 9, 2013 →

Forget Tebowing…the newest craze among NFL fans is Manning! The Crypt Keeper brings you a tale of terror with an installment of Celebrity Hauntings. Vanilla flavoring is extracted from the anal sack of a Beaver. Bet you didn’t know that. And we bet you’d love to fill your studio with smell of Beaver Butt Air … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 8, 2013 →