A man in Oregon has been accused of shoplifting by shoving stolen items up his kilt…and now you can too! Burger King has purchased Tim Horton’s and that’s resulted in some interesting new menu items. The price of beef is at an all time high and buying it feels like buying a luxury car. Parody … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 27, 2014 →

Not to be outdone by the VMA’s, the Emmys had its share of violent parties. Get everything you need for an Urban Dictionary romance at Hot Carl’s. Most all kids head back to school this week and we’re counting down the moment until parents are free. Barack Obama is on the phone to answer claims … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 26, 2014 →

The Naked TV craze comes to daytime and it’s not going to be pretty. Shop for back-to-school clothes at Victoria’s Secret. During the Simpsons Marathon, the Yo app has a new Homer-inspired edition. Monday is National Secondhand Wardrobe Day. And enjoy three new Show Sweepers. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 25, 2014 →

Any discussion of the Ice Bucket Challenge can be set up with our cold water-inspired parody of a Van Halen classic. Football Films looks into the NFL charging pop stars to perform at halftime of the Super Bowl. Fake Trailers are for the new movies “Sin City: A Dame To Kill For” and “If I … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 22, 2014 →

The Simpsons Marathon starts Thursday night and Homer stopped by to give us a tease. Honor the Real American Hero who’s next in line to be the oldest living man. Back by popular demand, we have three more Little League World Series Sponsorships. Barney tries to put young minds at ease before their first day … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 21, 2014 →

Little League sensation Mo’Ne Davis pitches Wednesday, so cheer her on with a Billy Idol classic. It costs 254-thousand dollars to raise a child in America and parents need your help. Don Pardo has passed away and we have a preview of his eulogy. Parody Jeremy sent you song about the Ice Bucket Challenge. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 20, 2014 →

The theme from a popular animated kids show is now a back-to-school anthem. Michael Bay is turning yet another popular 80s cartoon into a big screen blockbuster. Three more Little League World Series Sponsorships are on the way. Barack Obama is on the phone to tell you the real reason he went back to Washington. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 19, 2014 →

Start your listeners’ Monday off Bummed in their Cars. Steve Ballmer gets introduced at the next LA Clippers game. The Little League World Series has some odd sponsors. Monday is National Bad Poetry Day and we finish off the start of the week with three brand new Sweepers. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 18, 2014 →

Yesterday’s “No!” App gets a follow-up with today’s “Why?” App. The annoying costumed super heroes get a theme song with Times Square Spider-Man. The new movies “The Expendables 3” and “The Giver” get fake trailers. Barack Obama wants to ensure everyone that he is NOT having a good time on vacation. And August 15th is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 15, 2014 →

The Little League World Series begins Thursday and our parody of “Centerfield” is about our longing for simpler days. Jump the Shark Week is a nod to how outrageous the programming has become on Shark Week. We satirize the new social media app called Yo! with a product for husbands to communicate with their wives. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 14, 2014 →