Call the CDC yourself to find out how they’d allow anyone with ebola symptoms to get on a plane. Dracula created a PSA to convince his future victims to get healthy. Coach Gruden goes off on a sports cliche that drives him nuts. October 20th is National Suspenders Day. And we kick off the week … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 20, 2014 →

Kick off the weekend with a parody of the Family Guy theme. Fake Trailers are for the new movies “Fury” and “Book of Life.” We’ve got three new montages that make up a new batch of Show Closers. Barack Obama uses his weekly address to unveil his official plan to fight Ebola. And October 17 … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 17, 2014 →

Ask your Doctor why there are no pills to cure Ebola. Football Films has the story of the Dallas Cowboys’ running back who was arrested for shoplifting. Barney sings to your children about the dangers of pretend guns. Bono’s apology to iPhone users for automatically uploading U2’s new album is the inspiration for the newest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 16, 2014 →

Have fun with a classic hits parody all about those creepy California clowns. Not to be outdone by McDonald’s Monopoly, Wendy’s has a board game promotion of their own. North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is back and he’s got a special message. Parody Jeremy is the happiest man alive knowing that Penelope Cruz is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 15, 2014 →

This Halloween is shaping up to be Ebola-themed. Get the odor of bad Fall TV out of your living room with a new offering from Febreze. Products other than Red Bull might be in line for a new class action lawsuit over false advertising. Help Barack Obama celebrate his golfing milestone with a call to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 14, 2014 →

The Happy Days theme is all about how Columbus Day doesn’t feel like a real holiday. Bring history alive with a call to a direct descendant of Columbus himself. We turned the classic Ricola jingle into an Ebola sound effect. Jon Gruden talks about the Rams rumored move to LA. October 13 is the US … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 13, 2014 →

Honor the man with the shaved head and beard for he is a Real American Hero. The Waldorf Astoria has been sold…to the Chinese. Fake Trailers are for the new films Alexander, Dracula Untold and The Judge. Barack Obama is available to campaign for Democrats. And October 10 is National Angel Food Cake Day. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 10, 2014 →

Need to get away? Tell your boss you might have Ebola and take a Quarantine Vacation. A new study claims that a certain type of female orgasm is a myth and you can go live to the press conference for more info. Barney the Dinosaur warns your children about the dangers of playground swings. This … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 9, 2014 →

It’s probably not the best time to launch a web-based soup company called e-Bowl-a-Soup! The new iPhone not only bends, but it’s also ripping the hair off people’s heads and faces. Robots will eventually take everyone’s job. And Wednesday is American Touch Tag Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print ONLY … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 8, 2014 →

An Aerosmith parody is all about the color pink invading the NFL. Give your baby the feeling of being famous by having his picture taken like a star! Barry Manilow’s Copacabana just got scarier now that it’s about Ebola. Speaking of Ebola, the President is on the line to calm your fears about the disease. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 7, 2014 →