Coffee has been linked to infertility in men and that’s not necessarily a bad thing. If you push the boundaries of bad taste on Halloween there’s a new store you’ll love. Apple Pay is here and now buying things just got a teeny tiny bit easier. Parody Jeremy created a song all about the dangers … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Football Films is all about the resurgence of the Dallas Cowboys and their fans. In honor of the World Series, we put lyrics to Fox’s baseball theme. Go live to the press conference about the discovery that animals have been having sex for 384 million years. Barack Obama is on the line to talk about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Call the CDC yourself to find out how they’d allow anyone with ebola symptoms to get on a plane. Dracula created a PSA to convince his future victims to get healthy. Coach Gruden goes off on a sports cliche that drives him nuts. October 20th is National Suspenders Day. And we kick off the week … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 20, 2014
Kick off the weekend with a parody of the Family Guy theme. Fake Trailers are for the new movies “Fury” and “Book of Life.” We’ve got three new montages that make up a new batch of Show Closers. Barack Obama uses his weekly address to unveil his official plan to fight Ebola. And October 17 … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 17, 2014
Ask your Doctor why there are no pills to cure Ebola. Football Films has the story of the Dallas Cowboys’ running back who was arrested for shoplifting. Barney sings to your children about the dangers of pretend guns. Bono’s apology to iPhone users for automatically uploading U2’s new album is the inspiration for the newest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 16, 2014
Have fun with a classic hits parody all about those creepy California clowns. Not to be outdone by McDonald’s Monopoly, Wendy’s has a board game promotion of their own. North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is back and he’s got a special message. Parody Jeremy is the happiest man alive knowing that Penelope Cruz is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 15, 2014
This Halloween is shaping up to be Ebola-themed. Get the odor of bad Fall TV out of your living room with a new offering from Febreze. Products other than Red Bull might be in line for a new class action lawsuit over false advertising. Help Barack Obama celebrate his golfing milestone with a call to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 14, 2014
The Happy Days theme is all about how Columbus Day doesn’t feel like a real holiday. Bring history alive with a call to a direct descendant of Columbus himself. We turned the classic Ricola jingle into an Ebola sound effect. Jon Gruden talks about the Rams rumored move to LA. October 13 is the US … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 13, 2014
Honor the man with the shaved head and beard for he is a Real American Hero. The Waldorf Astoria has been sold…to the Chinese. Fake Trailers are for the new films Alexander, Dracula Untold and The Judge. Barack Obama is available to campaign for Democrats. And October 10 is National Angel Food Cake Day. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 10, 2014
Need to get away? Tell your boss you might have Ebola and take a Quarantine Vacation. A new study claims that a certain type of female orgasm is a myth and you can go live to the press conference for more info. Barney the Dinosaur warns your children about the dangers of playground swings. This … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 9, 2014