The Wallflowers’ “One Headlight” has been turned into a parody about the woman who surgically enhanced herself with three headlights. A new security system will protect your home like it was the White House. Dogs can be pessimistic as you’ll hear in a new Scooby Doo promo. Parody Jeremy is singing about the scarcity of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 24, 2014 →

The DOA is the DVR for all the new fall TV shows that are CRAP. Welcome the first full day of fall with a new show open. Go live to a press conference to hear more about NASA’s Mars probe. Barack Obama is laughing off the recent White House security breaches. And September 23rd is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 23, 2014 →

A classic disco hit will chase away your audience’s Monday Blues. We expose the dark side of the new Jibo home robot. Coach Gruden has a way to bring women fans back to Monday Night Football. Monday is Hobbit Day. And, as always, three new Show Sweepers await. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 22, 2014 →

Meghan Trainor’s hit is now an anthem to get you pumped up for Friday. Get an earful of gibberish with a call about the vote for Scottish independence. Fake Trailers are for “A Walk Among The Tombstones,” “The Maze Runner,” and “This Is Where I Leave You.” Barack Obama has fun with a new study … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 19, 2014 →

Football Films tries to convince women to come back to the NFL. Fashion guru Tim Gunn helps you choose a stylish hazmat suit to keep you safe from Ebola. This week’s Phone Jack uses audio from some misinformed Miss America contestants. Barney the Dinosaur warns kids about the new Fall TV shows. And September 18th … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 18, 2014 →

This week’s “Hell’s Kitchen” welcomes a special celebrity chef. There’s a new product that does for dating what CarFax did for used car buying. Have fun with a studio outtake from Robin Thicke’s drunken “Blurred Lines” recording session. Parody Jeremy sings about the Black Burger and September 17 is Constitution Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 17, 2014 →

A new scientific study says a happy wife means a happy life and our Pharrell sound-alike has the musical details. Take a moment to pay tribute to everything Rob Ford has done for world of comedy. Help the unemployed in your audience find work with “Help Wanted.” President Obama is on the line to talk … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 16, 2014 →

True football fans will love the NFL Network’s Yellow Zone – every penalty from every game! Monday night is the season premiere of Dancing with the Stars and we profiled contestant Tommy Chong. Coach Gruden previews the Monday Night Football match up and chimes in on the off-field scandals. The 15th of September is International … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 15, 2014 →

We took the smash hit “All About That Bass” and gave it a country twist by hiring a fisherman to pronounce “Bass” like the fish. Mr. Store Clerk Who Orders It From the Website is our newest Real American Hero. Fake Trailers are for the new releases “No Good Deed” and “Dolphin Tale 2.” Barack … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 12, 2014 →

Run for your life…it’s coming…it’s Pumpkin Flavor! There’s a new self-driving car on the market and you can be first to introduce it to the world. We took the new iPhone/Apple Watch announcement and turned it into this week’s Phone Jack. Barney the Dinosaur is back to explain the dangers of high tech devices to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 11, 2014 →