Start with a parody of a Brad Paisley song about the impending Velveeta shortage. With pot retailers selling out in Colorado, we created an appeal on behalf of those who are turned away because the shelves are bare. With the cold weather still gripping the nation, suggest a way for your listeners to keep their … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 9, 2014 →

Alex Trebek raps along with some classic hip hop jams in his new pretend album. From the makers of the internet-connected toothbrush, comes a new web-enabled feminine hygiene product. We’ve got an original song about the Polar Vortex. Parody Jeremy sings about the deep freeze. And we finish off Today’s Audio with a tribute to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 8, 2014 →

“It’s Cold Everywhere” is a Johnny Cash parody about the Polar Vortex. It’s so cold outside, that the producers of Frozen have created a horror movie sequel. Netflix is huge right now and you can search among thousands of shows and movies, but we know which one you’ll settle on. Barack Obama is back at … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 7, 2014 →

Duck Dynasty isn’t the only reality TV show selling their own line of firearms. Survival expert Bear Grylls takes advantage of the newly discovered knowledge that dogs align themselves with Magnetic North when they poop. Have fun with Aaron Rodgers’ rumored homosexuality with a Football Films and short Drop-In of his denials set to music. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 6, 2014 →

January Gym is the new workout facility that’s as temporary as your New Year’s resolution. Winter Storm Hercules is battering the Northeast and we had a little fun with audio from the Klump’s dinner table. We’ve got a Fake Trailer for the new Paranormal Activity movie. Coach Jon Gruden previews Wildcard Weekend in the NFL. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 3, 2014 →

We took Phil Robertson’s most recent foot-in-mouth moment and set it to music. Honey Boo Boo Barbie is the answer to those who think Barbie should have a more realistic body image. Come out of a break with the New Year’s Resolution Show Open. Post New Year’s Cereal will get your mornings off to great … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 2, 2014 →

This DailyPost is for Tuesday and Wednesday. The next UCN DailyPost will be uploaded to the site Wednesday evening for use on January 2nd. The UCN Staff would like to wish all of you a very happy and healthy New Year. Relive the big moments of 2013 with a parody of Auld Lang Syne. Take … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 31, 2013 and Wednesday, January 1, 2014 →

If you know a Mall Santa struggling to return to normal life, get him the help he needs at the Mall Santa Center. It’s Bacon Day; herald the hero who loves the smoked pork belly – Mr. Bacon Eating Fool. There’s no Monday Night Football Game this week, but no one told Coach Gruden and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 30, 2013 →

Justin Bieber was probably kidding when he claimed to be retiring. Perhaps an ad for Bieber Acres Retirement Community will convince him to really do it. The Duck Dynasty saga rages on and until Phil is back on the show, we thought he could star in a remake of Will & Grace. The week between … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 27, 2013 →

Today’s post will keep you covered in comedy through Thursday! To keep your audience laughing through Christmas, we have a tons of bits too numerous to list here. But it includes plenty of pre and post Christmas parody songs, fake commercials, fake trailers, almanac bits and more. UCN’s next post will be Thursday evening for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday December 24 and Thursday December 26, 2013 →