This week’s “Hell’s Kitchen” welcomes a special celebrity chef. There’s a new product that does for dating what CarFax did for used car buying. Have fun with a studio outtake from Robin Thicke’s drunken “Blurred Lines” recording session. Parody Jeremy sings about the Black Burger and September 17 is Constitution Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 17, 2014 →

A new scientific study says a happy wife means a happy life and our Pharrell sound-alike has the musical details. Take a moment to pay tribute to everything Rob Ford has done for world of comedy. Help the unemployed in your audience find work with “Help Wanted.” President Obama is on the line to talk … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 16, 2014 →

True football fans will love the NFL Network’s Yellow Zone – every penalty from every game! Monday night is the season premiere of Dancing with the Stars and we profiled contestant Tommy Chong. Coach Gruden previews the Monday Night Football match up and chimes in on the off-field scandals. The 15th of September is International … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 15, 2014 →

We took the smash hit “All About That Bass” and gave it a country twist by hiring a fisherman to pronounce “Bass” like the fish. Mr. Store Clerk Who Orders It From the Website is our newest Real American Hero. Fake Trailers are for the new releases “No Good Deed” and “Dolphin Tale 2.” Barack … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 12, 2014 →

Run for your life…it’s coming…it’s Pumpkin Flavor! There’s a new self-driving car on the market and you can be first to introduce it to the world. We took the new iPhone/Apple Watch announcement and turned it into this week’s Phone Jack. Barney the Dinosaur is back to explain the dangers of high tech devices to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 11, 2014 →

Calm down the Apple fans in your audience who can’t wait until 2015 for the Apple Watch. Chef Gordon Ramsay takes on Michelle Obama in the new season of Hell’s Kitchen. Butter has shot up in price and a new fake ad explains why. Parody Jeremy sent you a song about Fantasy Football and he’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 10, 2014 →

Ring in the news of Princess Kate’s pregnancy with a Talking Heads parody. Tuesday’s big announcement from Apple is now a very cool Show Open using the voice of Tim Cook. We have an example of how the owner of the Atlanta Hawks hoped to bring in more white fans. Barack Obama is on the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 9, 2014 →

It’s the first Monday Night game of the season and our Zac Brown parody will get you fired up. The View has announced the new cast and folks everywhere will be covering their ears. Coach Gruden is back to preview Monday Night Football. Monday is National Boss/Employee Exchange Day. And we finish off Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 8, 2014 →

We have a promo for Madden 15 that celebrates the tiny player glitch. If it’s too nice outside to sit around and watch football on Sunday you need the new fantasy app. Fake Trailers are for the new movies “The Identical” and the 20th anniversary iMAX release of “Forrest Gump.” Barack Obama talks about Michelle’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 5, 2014 →

The FBI can’t solve the celebrity photo hacking caper, we need David Caruso on the case! The NFL season is here and it’s time to bid a musical farewell to your wife. We also are posting a season-starting Football Films from the UCN archives. Our newest Phone Jack uses the sound of John Madden’s voice … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 4, 2014 →