The Christmas sales start earlier each year and we had a little fun with an iconic holiday car ad. If you like working on Thanksgiving, a huge retail chain is looking for you. A new Thanksgiving Tip is all about the kids’ table. Coach Gruden previews Monday’s game and his holiday plans. Monday is Celebrate … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 24, 2014 →

We’ve updated Adam Sandler’s famous Turkey Song. A new Thanksgiving Tip awaits. NBC is bringing back Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous with Nick Cannon and that irks Robin Leach. We’re posting two fake trailers for the new movie “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1.” Barack Obama is having second thoughts about pardoning the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 21, 2014 →

We turned the Magic! hit into a song about this “rude” cold snap. Plan a reception that’s just like a notorious mass murderer’s with Manson Wedding DJs. Barney the Dinosaur spares no details when he explains where turkeys come from. A new Thanksgiving Tip is about deep frying a turkey. Our Phone Jack has fun … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 20, 2014 →

Frigid temperatures can be found in all 50 states and our parody names just a few. A version of the Hunger Games is coming to your table on Thanksgiving. We’ve got a brand new helpful Thanksgiving Tip. Excredia is the travel website that specializes in outbreaks on cruise ships. Parody Jeremy has his own version … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 19, 2014 →

The DEA is investigating the NFL for illegal distribution of prescription pain killers and Football Films has the details. Facebook is developing a version of their social network for use at work, baffling those who already use Facebook at work. Eavesdrop on the press conference about the study that shows French Kissing can transmit 80 … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 18, 2014 →

Give your listeners a preview of what the Duck Dynasty musical has in store. The comet landing was overshadowed by Kim Kardashian’s butt and NASA is doing something about it. Coach Gruden sounds off about Monday Night’s less-than-stellar matchup. November 17th is Take a Hike Day. And Today’s Audio rounds out with a new collection … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 17, 2014 →

A new Real American Heroes regales those chortling moms and dads who video their kids after getting their wisdom teeth out. With the help of Bill Clinton, we one-up Urban Outfitters’ new Hillary Clinton Nutcracker. Fake movie trailers are for the new films “Dumb and Dumber To” and “Beyond the Lights.” Barack Obama uses his … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 14, 2014 →

Check in “live” with Al Roker to see how he’s holding up during his world record forecast. Temporary “Vacation Breasts” are the next wave in plastic surgery and we have a version that women will like too. It’s cold and we’ve got a frigid reminder. A new study of house cats has discovered they are … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 13, 2014 →

The US is free of Ebola but that hasn’t stopped cable news from trying to scare you. Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to food-drink mash-ups. Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush square off over which brand of chewing gum they prefer. Parody Jeremy is scared … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 12, 2014 →

Say thank you to our Veterans by pointing out how inconvenient life is when everything is closed on the day that honors you. There’s a new virus that makes people stupid, but there’s a cure. Help raise awareness for Jerry Seinfeld and his self-diagnosed Autism. Barack Obama is on the line all the way from … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 11, 2014 →