Get the new Christmas CD that looks back at 2014. Light a candle…again…on the 7th night of Hanukkah. Use the 3 Shopping Days jingle to get after all those procrastinators. Coach Gruden previews the season’s final Monday Night game. On December 22nd the world celebrates Date Nut Bread Day. And we round out the Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 22, 2014 →

Call Moviefone in North Korea to see which films have Kim Jong Un’s approval. “The Interview” is not in theaters, but the new “Night at the Museum” and “Annie” are and we’ve got fake trailers. Barack Obama explains why he decided to normalize relations with Cuba. Shopping Days jingles are down to 6 and our … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 19, 2014 →

We start things off with a new original song about those mysterious people who give new cars as holiday gifts. Barney the Dinosaur is back to explain why some kids don’t get a lot of Christmas presents. Angelina Jolie is the thrust behind this week’s Phone Jack. It’s the 3rd night of Hanukkah and our … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 18, 2014 →

Men who like spicy food have more testosterone and now there’s a hot sauce for guys who lack it. The new Hobbit movie opens Wednesday and we have two fake trailers. The second verse of The Eight Nights of Hanukkah is here. Our shopping days jingles are down to just 8. Parody Jeremy sent in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 17, 2014 →

Sing along with a rocking parody about The Elf on the Shelf. The Eight Nights of Hanukkah is a serial bit that builds on a simple concept over the next 8 days. The script for the new James Bond film was stolen in the Sony hack and now 007 is just winging it. Only 9 … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 16, 2014 →

Welcome in the work week with a holiday song all about Monday. Regale the Real American Hero who rigs up his car to look like Rudolph. Just 10 days left in our Christmas shopping jingles. Coach Gruden tries to convince everyone to tune in to Monday Night Football. December 15th is Cat Herders Day. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 15, 2014 →

On Sunday night, Barbara Walters does her annual lowering-of-the-bar for the word Fascinating. Fake Trailers are for the new films Exodus and Top Five. We’ve got Christian Bale melting down as Moses in a bit from the UCN archive. Give your audience a jingle about 13 shopping days ’til Christmas (as well as two for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 12, 2014 →

‘A CIA Christmas’ is the holiday TV special that’s pure torture. Just 14 days remain in our daily shopping days jingle feature. Barney helps out parents by telling kids how they can get the gifts they really want. Sarah Palin’s audio book about the War on Christmas is the main ingredient in this week’s Phone … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 11, 2014 →

Play a musical tribute to the enormous inflatable snowmen that are decorating lawns this season. Goober is the Uber for those who live in the middle of nowhere. 15 days remain in our shopping days countdown jingle. Parody Jeremy sings about the worst possible Christmas gift. And December 10th is Nobel Day when all the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 10, 2014 →

Prince William is in an Empire State of Mind. Share some Rudolph Memories on the 50th Anniversary of the iconic Christmas special. Countdown the Shopping Days with only 16 to go. Barack Obama is on the line to talk about his royal visit. And December 9th marks the day when Sir Henry Cole created the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 9, 2014 →