We hired an actual geek to sing about his longing to go to Comic-Con. A show open demonstrates how lack of sleep creates false memories. Fake trailers are based on the new movies “Hercules,” “Lucy,” and “And So It Goes.” In his weekly address, Barack Obama denies rumors he’s purchasing a home in California. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 25, 2014 →

Baseball’s Cliff Lee ended an interview with a loud fart and that puts him in esteemed company. Justin Bieber’s neighbors are being instructed on how to place the singer under citizen’s arrest. Joe Biden had an off-color answer when asked if he’d step aside for Hillary in 2016 and we set it to music. The … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 24, 2014 →

Sharks are a boon to the tourism industry on Cape Cod so book your trip now with Travelocity! Tim Tebow wants to play in the NFL again. Is he bitter that he’s not getting the opportunity? Cake in a spray can is an actual thing and we’re taking it up a notch or two. Parody … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 23, 2014 →

Senior Bop is the new CD of today’s hit songs as sung by grandma and grandpa! A show open parodies the new film “Lucy” with people who use zero-percent of their brains. Learn how Adam Levine first met his lovely bride. A parody of the Carmen Sandiego theme can intro a discussion of the whereabouts … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 22, 2014 →

Drive to work on a summer Monday with Willie Nelson guiding the way. CBS Sports will leave it up to their announcers if they want to say the word “Redskins” and we have a preview. Bradley Manning will undergo gender reassignment at a G.A.S.H. unit. July 21st is National Junk Food Day. And three new … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 21, 2014 →

Honor the man who’s got everything…in the sand: He’s Mr. Over Prepared for a Day at the Beach Guy. Show your listeners how to get to the weekend even faster with the Amicii parody Sleeping Through Friday. We’ve got fake trailers for this week’s new movies. Barack Obama responds to those who think he should … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 18, 2014 →

Celebrities get revenge on Weird Al with an album of their own versions of Al’s parodies. Warn anglers in Michigan about a fish that’s even more dangerous than the testicle-eating cousin of the piranha. Have some fun with audio of Allen Iverson as he pretends to be the author of a new study that discounts … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 17, 2014 →

Fitting into her daughter’s PJs inspired Bethenny Frankel to create a new line of Skinny Girl cocktails. Find out the Secret of Longevity from a 107-year-old woman. The Serial Pooper is back and David Caruso is on the case. Parody Jeremy sings about the dangers of not changing your contact lenses. And on July 16th, … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 16, 2014 →

The World Cup is over and interest in soccer is going…Down! Down! Down! A new study says smelling farts is good for your health and it’s time to give the gift of life! Play a preview of Christopher Walken as Captain Hook. Barack Obama responds to being considered the worst President since WW2. And on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 15, 2014 →

Welcome the polar vortex back for a summer visit with a classic wintry song. The security guard who was also the first person to buy legal weed in Washington is ready to protect your business. Detroit has a new promo to convince residents to pay their water bills. July 14 is National Nude Day. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 14, 2014 →