Countdown the weeks until Spring as it’s only a month away! There’s no better time than now to introduce your audience to the art of meditation. The Daytona 500 and the Oscars are both on TV this Sunday and we have a show open. We’ve got an Oscar song from the UCN archives. Three Fake … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 20, 2015 →

Vanilla Ice has been charged with burglary and now he’s got a bad rap. Who’s the Real American Hero at the Academy Awards? It’s Mr. Predictable Oscar Joke Writer. Joe Biden is the star of a new feature to help guys to score with more chicks. Barney the Dinosaur is here to help explain to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 19, 2015 →

Monster ratings for NBC’s SNL40 can only mean one thing – a sequel. Cindy Crawford is bringing her aging, wrinkled look to her line of home furnishings. Congratulate the winner of Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show with a fun and funky song from the UCN vault. Parody Jeremy thinks he wants to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 18, 2015 →

A parody of the classic Vanilla Ice rap is about preventing ice dams! If you need to deliver bad news do it with the happiest language of all. Promo Fat Tuesday like it’s a monster truck race. The FAA has put Amazon’s drone delivery project on hold. Barack Obama reacts to a newspaper headline that … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 17, 2015 →

Usher in another murderous Monday with a parody of the Imagine Dragons hit. It’s President Lincoln as you’ve never imagined him in Fifty Shades of Abe. A show open and our Today Is almanac bit are both about Presidents Day. Have fun with Uma and Renee in a parody of The Odd Couple. And as … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 16, 2015 →

Get your Valentine an unbelievable diamond from the Pants on Fire collection by Brian Williams. Theaters are discouraging Fifty Shades fans from bringing whips and rope to the movie. Regale the Real American Hero who didn’t plan ahead for Valentine’s Day. We have a Friday the 13th Montage. Fake Trailers are for the new films … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 13, 2015 →

Valentine’s Day is about finding your one true love and for some folks that means finding themselves on MeHarmony. Give Brian Williams one more call to get his reaction to his suspension from NBC. Barney the Dinosaur is here to talk to kids about the pain and heartbreak that can come with Valentine’s Day. Brian … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 12, 2015 →

If you see Fifty Shades of Grey on Friday, we have the perfect teddy bear for Saturday. Give Brian Williams another ring to see how he’s spending his Wednesday. The Powerball jackpot is huge and could make you rich if you know the secret. Last year the Pentagon spent more than $500,000 on Viagra. Parody … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 11, 2015 →

The View is trying to hold on to Rosie O’Donnell by taking all of the stress out of the show. If you’re curious about what Brian Williams is doing during his absence from NBC News, call him. A Valentine’s Montage is ready to go for your imaging pleasure. Joe Biden keeps interrupting this week’s call … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 10, 2015 →

Twisted Sister’s iconic metal hit is now an anthem to snowy, winter frustration. NBC Nightly News is holding auditions in case the network parts ways with the current liar sitting in the anchor chair. Target isn’t being too discrete regarding how they promote the line of Fifty Shades adult toys. Get into a segment on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 9, 2015 →