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UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 3, 2015

March 3, 2015 Joel Graham

Winter Storm Thor could mean the possibility of snow in all 50 states! We have two bits related to the winter that won’t go away. The Pope says money is the “Devil’s Dung” and that reminds us that it’s tax refund season! We got a quick, fun sounder that mashes up Yahoo! with Netanyahu. The … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 3, 2015 →

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UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 2, 2015

March 2, 2015 Joel Graham

Leading off is a very patriotic song about what Net Neutrality has brought us – free and fair access to cat videos! Bill O’Reilly continues to face allegations of lying, so check in once more with the expert, Brian Williams. Lady Gaga is going to be on American Horror Story…that’s Horror…we said Horror. Monday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 2, 2015 →

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UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 27, 2015

February 27, 2015 Joel Graham

Pee Wee Herman is coming to Netflix in a project reminiscent of another Netflix hit. Spring is only three weeks away so count it down. Keith Olbermann is the subject of a new feature called Build Your Own Interview. Fake movie trailers are for the new films “Focus” and “The Lazarus Effect.” Barack Obama shows … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 27, 2015 →

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UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 26, 2015

February 26, 2015 Joel Graham

Dumbweiser is the new beer for heavy drinkers with low IQs. A new show open about the world’s sexiest names is a good way to introduce your name. Barney the Dinosaur explains the new law in the UK that allows three-parent babies. Bill Cosby is the voice behind this week’s phone jack. Thursday is Carnival … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 26, 2015 →

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UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 25, 2015

February 25, 2015 Joel Graham

Start out with a parody of the song from The Lego Movie about how everything is not awesome when everything is frozen. Football Films features Michael Sam being added to the active roster of Dancing with the Stars. People have been trying to act out scenes from Fifty Shades in spite of the film’s explicit … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 25, 2015 →

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UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 24, 2015

February 24, 2015 Joel Graham

If your daughter wants to run off with ISIS, get her the brand new Barbie first. John Travolta is on the line to chat briefly about his strange Oscars appearance. The inventor of the Bacon Crust Pizza is a Real American Hero. Barack Obama chimes in on what Rudy Giuliani said about his patriotism. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 24, 2015 →

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UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 23, 2015

February 23, 2015 Joel Graham

Apple is building a car and we hope celebrity endorser Matthew McConaughey makes the jump from Lincoln. Bill O’Reilly is accused of lying about his war stories, so pick up the phone and get Brian Williams’ reaction. Lead into a discussion of the Academy Awards with a Post Oscar Show Open. Monday is International Dog … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 23, 2015 →

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UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 20, 2015

February 20, 2015 Joel Graham

Countdown the weeks until Spring as it’s only a month away! There’s no better time than now to introduce your audience to the art of meditation. The Daytona 500 and the Oscars are both on TV this Sunday and we have a show open. We’ve got an Oscar song from the UCN archives. Three Fake … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 20, 2015 →

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UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 19, 2015

February 19, 2015 Joel Graham

Vanilla Ice has been charged with burglary and now he’s got a bad rap. Who’s the Real American Hero at the Academy Awards? It’s Mr. Predictable Oscar Joke Writer. Joe Biden is the star of a new feature to help guys to score with more chicks. Barney the Dinosaur is here to help explain to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 19, 2015 →

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UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 18, 2015

February 18, 2015 Joel Graham

Monster ratings for NBC’s SNL40 can only mean one thing – a sequel. Cindy Crawford is bringing her aging, wrinkled look to her line of home furnishings. Congratulate the winner of Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show with a fun and funky song from the UCN vault. Parody Jeremy thinks he wants to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 18, 2015 →

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