Starbucks has fired the first shot in this year’s War on Christmas and a Toby Keith parody attempts to form a ceasefire. Morgan Freeman is back to apologize on behalf of Starbucks in case anyone was offended by their new red cups. Use a brand new Show Open to poke a little fun at the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 10, 2015 →

Blake Shelton shares his secrets to seducing the sexy ladies, one in particular. Bill Clinton is on the phone to talk about what his new title might be. Cheech and Chong break down last week’s vote in Ohio. Monday is World Freedom Day. And Show Sweepers return with a new batch of three. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 9, 2015 →

Tune in to ET to find out Gwen and Blake’s celebrity couple name. Play your listeners three more banned Saturday Night Live promos with Donald Trump. Fake Trailers are for “Spectre” and “The Peanuts Movie.” Barack Obama pushes for prison reform in his weekly address. And on the 6th of November folks celebrate National Nachos … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 6, 2015 →

Play a fake infomercial for the new repair product Jeb Can Fix It! A Vermont company is selling Bernie Sanders underwear and the curmudgeonly candidate endorses it. Barney the Dinosaur explains the new morbid study that proves parents play favorites. James Bond is the subject of this week’s Phone Jack. And Thursday is Gunpowder Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 5, 2015 →

We’ve got a classic hit parody all about the man who’s knocked Donald Trump from the top of the polls. The E coli outbreak at Chipotle has had a positive side effect – no lines! Star Trek is coming back to TV. Parody Jeremy sings about how the air at the office is making you … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 4, 2015 →

A translation of the classic jingle for Meow Mix reveals that your beloved kitty cat would actually kill you if given the chance. A string of box office bombs has made this a very scary time to be in theaters. Donald Trump takes to the podium to talk about the changes to upcoming debates. Barack … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 3, 2015 →

Morgan Freeman apologizes on behalf of those annoying teenagers who wreak havoc on Halloween. Poke fun at Justin Bieber’s recent onstage meltdown with a new Show Open. Cheech and Chong shed light on Bernie Sanders’ plan for marijuana. Monday is Look For Circles Day. And this week we bring you three new Show Starters. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 2, 2015 →

Regale a Real American Hero this Halloween. Doc Brown is in a Back to the Future-themed time change reminder. We’ve assembled a Time Change Montage. Three Fake Movie Trailers await. Barack Obama talks about his Halloween costume. And Friday is National Candy Corn Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print ONLY … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 30, 2015 →

In the interest of equal time, Donald Trump Halloween masks are the star of a new Monster Mash parody. Check in after tonight’s GOP debate for more Moments of Whaaaaat? We’ve got a Halloween Montage as well as a new collection of Halloween archive bits in the left column of the site. Barney explains helicopter … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 29, 2015 →

The Monster Mash has been turned into a frightening tale of the most horrifying of all Halloween masks. The Politically Correct Haunted House is open for business. Donald Trump reiterates his strange comments about how he likes burkas. Parody Jeremy sings a sad, sad song about candy corn. And October 28th is National Chocolate Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 28, 2015 →