If you haven’t heard of phubbing (phone snubbing) then our sappy parody of a classic love song will fill you in on this new relationship killer. Employees of FanDuel and DraftKings have been using inside information to win money from one another’s sites. McDonald’s is discriminating in their new all-day breakfast menu. Parody Jeremy has … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 7, 2015
Morgan Freeman apologizes for LinkedIn and their many, many annoying emails. Trump is back to warn against a whole new kind of illegal alien. Four more Transformers movies are in the works and we have a sneak peak at the trailer for Transformers 8. Barack Obama is a little gun-shy to talk about anything in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 6, 2015
Play a Christmas song about the hottest gift this coming Christmas…drones. Beard Transplants are soaring in popularity. Cheech and Chong report on legalization in Oregon. Monday is World Teachers Day. And Show Starters return to help you get things kicked off! Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print ONLY the UCN Written … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 5, 2015
Hurricane Joaquin is bearing down on the US, just like Trump said it would. Hillary Clinton is using a brand new email service. Fake Trailers are for the new films “The Martian” and “Sicario.” Barack Obama lashes out about Russia stealing his thunder. Friday is Name Your Car Day. And, in case you missed it, … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 2, 2015
By 2050 we’ll all be having sex with robots, so we might as well start getting in the mood. Football Films highlights the record number of penalties this season. On the subject of yellow flags, we’re reposting NFL Yellow Zone from the UCN bit archive. Barney the Dinosaur warns the kids about the real danger … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 1, 2015
Donald Trump turns a Beatles song into an anthem to his new tax plan. A Show Open rails against foreign comedians going on TV and making fun of America. We’ve got three new examples of cartoon characters who may come out of the closet like Smithers on The Simpsons. Parody Jeremy sings about Kimye’s Christmas … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Volkswagen has asked Morgan Freeman to apologize on their behalf. NASA made an amazing discovery on Mars and we have a clip of their nerdy scientist addressing the press. With all the injured players in the NFL, there’s a new one-day fantasy league. Barack Obama calls in from the United Nations. And September 29th is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 29, 2015
Now is the time to save big on Pope souvenirs. CSI has ended its run and a new one is taking over. Step aside UFC, now the ultimate place to see a brawl is at the supermarket deli. Cheech and Chong report on Snoop Dogg’s new online venture. Monday is Drink a Beer Day. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 28, 2015
Add some needed excitement when talking about the Pope’s address to Congress. Daniel Craig is the booziest James Bond of all time. Fake Trailers are for Hotel Transylvania 2, The Intern, and The Green Inferno. President Obama is having a big week at the White House. And Friday is National One Hit Wonder Day. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 25, 2015
President Obama is singing about how Pope Francis has made him a believer. Brian Williams has quietly returned to television to cover the papal visit. Barney the Dinosaur explains the new adult-oriented Muppet show to kids. The drunken “purple burglar alarm” guy is the basis of this week’s Phone Jack. And Thursday is National Punctuation … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 24, 2015