Get your Valentine an unbelievable diamond from the Pants on Fire collection by Brian Williams. Theaters are discouraging Fifty Shades fans from bringing whips and rope to the movie. Regale the Real American Hero who didn’t plan ahead for Valentine’s Day. We have a Friday the 13th Montage. Fake Trailers are for the new films … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 13, 2015 →

Valentine’s Day is about finding your one true love and for some folks that means finding themselves on MeHarmony. Give Brian Williams one more call to get his reaction to his suspension from NBC. Barney the Dinosaur is here to talk to kids about the pain and heartbreak that can come with Valentine’s Day. Brian … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 12, 2015 →

If you see Fifty Shades of Grey on Friday, we have the perfect teddy bear for Saturday. Give Brian Williams another ring to see how he’s spending his Wednesday. The Powerball jackpot is huge and could make you rich if you know the secret. Last year the Pentagon spent more than $500,000 on Viagra. Parody … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 11, 2015 →

The View is trying to hold on to Rosie O’Donnell by taking all of the stress out of the show. If you’re curious about what Brian Williams is doing during his absence from NBC News, call him. A Valentine’s Montage is ready to go for your imaging pleasure. Joe Biden keeps interrupting this week’s call … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 10, 2015 →

Twisted Sister’s iconic metal hit is now an anthem to snowy, winter frustration. NBC Nightly News is holding auditions in case the network parts ways with the current liar sitting in the anchor chair. Target isn’t being too discrete regarding how they promote the line of Fifty Shades adult toys. Get into a segment on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 9, 2015 →

Who better to watch the Grammys with than your Grammy? Get an exclusive interview with Bruce Jenner. Brian Williams comes on your show to apologize for a few more things. We’ve got Fake Trailers for the three big movies opening this weekend. Barack Obama uses his weekly radio address to promote vaccinations. And Friday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 6, 2015 →

Football Films chronicles Tom Brady giving away his Super Bowl MVP truck. A woman was kicked out of a McDonald’s for bringing in her therapy kangaroo. Barney the Dinosaur explains childhood vaccinations. Justin Bieber is the platform for this week’s Phone Jack. The first-ever marijuana vending machine is in Seattle, so we’ve reposted a bit … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 5, 2015 →

The Measles outbreak has shined a light on the need to vaccinate and our parody of Shout! helps illuminate the cause. Suge Knight Rider is the story of a talking car that does whatever it’s told. The harsh winter weather has a lot of folks calling for Punxsutawney Phil’s head. Parody Jeremy sings about how … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 4, 2015 →

A parody of “Let It Go” is now an anthem about getting too much snow. Sports Illustrated creates a special commemorative issue for Seahawks fans. A new anti-marijuana PSA features Pete Carroll. If you’ve ever called the police because your social media site was down, you might be featured on Facebook 911. Barack Obama is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 3, 2015 →

Football Films is all about how America feels about the Champions of Super Bowl 49. We’ve got a Fall Out Boy parody for the champion Patriots. Cheech and Chong give you the final call of their big game broadcast. Celebrate Groundhog Day with a clip montage and our “Today Is” almanac feature. And no Monday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 2, 2015 →