If you’re wondering what happened to Peyton Manning saying, “I’m going to Disney World,” we have the answer. George W. Bush is appearing in a campaign ad for his brother Jeb. A new study says romantic comedies teach women to accept stalking. Barack Obama looks ahead to the New Hampshire Primary. And Tuesday is Read … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 9, 2016 →

Fall Out Boy has a rousing anthem to the winner of the Super Bowl. A hot and mild version of Puppy Concussion is about the hidden dangers of the Puppy Bowl. Donald Trump chimes in on the NFL in Mexico. Cheech and Chong report on verbal memory. Monday is Laugh and Get Rich Day. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 8, 2016 →

A rock classic will get your audience primed for the big game on Sunday. A new Show Open is about how goofing off is good for you. Fake Trailers are for Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Hail Caesar!, and The Choice. Barack Obama talks about visiting a mosque in his weekly address. Friday is National … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 5, 2016 →

Selena Gomez sings on behalf of the many women who are already sick of the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning has some new products he’s selling using that annoying jingle. A man named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is in the news again and he’s on the phone to help you pronounce his name. Barney the Dinosaur sings … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 4, 2016 →

An ad for Ted Cruz lists his biggest qualification for being the President of the United States. Hillary and Bernie sing a duet about their Iowa dead heat. Give a call to Punxsutawney Phil and see how life is treating him now that everyone loves him. Parody Jeremy did a version of a Florida Georgia … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 3, 2016 →

Sing about the other quarterback in the Super Bowl with a parody of a classic R.E.M. song. Win or lose, Donald Trump is claiming total victory in the Iowa Caucuses. We’ve got some political ads for competing candidates on Groundhog Day. Warn your audience about the dirty-sounding word out of Punxsutawney. Barack Obama is clueless … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 2, 2016 →

Do little girls really want Barbie Dolls to come in 4 different body types? Bernie Sanders sings about how good he feels. Monday Night Football’s Jon Gruden comments on Super Bowl Media Day in primetime. Cheech and Chong hold their first debate. Monday is Baked Alaska Day. And we round out Today’s Audio with three … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 1, 2016 →

Donald Trump is boycotting Fox and now he wants you to join him and not watch Grease: Live. A filmmaker in Britain trolled the censors with a film about paint drying and now there’s a sequel. The Ethiopian version of ESPN has a Super Bowl preview. Fake Movie Trailers are for Kung Fu Panda 3, … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 29, 2016 →

Check out the promo for Thursday night’s Fox News Republican Debate…without Donald Trump. Ben & Jerry have a new flavor in honor of Bernie Sanders. Barney the Dinosaur stops by to warn kids about the dangers of childhood obesity. Whether Trump likes it or not, Megyn Kelly is the celebrity voice behind this week’s Phone … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 28, 2016 →

The Doomsday Clock remains at a very dangerous 3 minutes to midnight and now the same warning can wake you up every day. Chipotle reminds us that they are shutting down all locations on February 8th to revamp their food safety procedures. Rapper B.o.B. has a new CD that flat Earthers are going to love. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 27, 2016 →