If your wi-fi is slow, it might be because of too many Christmas lights. Donald Trump offers an alternative to The Wiz Live. Casey Christmas continues to countdown the shopping days. Barney explains to kids what the Elf on the Shelf is really all about. Adele is the inspiration for this week’s Phone Jack. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 3, 2015 →

With the climate change conference going on in Paris, it’s time to update Frosty the Snowman. Donald Trump is in the spirit of the season with a remake of White Christmas. If Adele keeps cranking out record-breaking albums, eventually she’ll release Adele 85. Casey Christmas is back with a new Shopping Days Countdown. Parody Jeremy … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 2, 2015 →

A parody of O Christmas Tree is all about how Reese’s Christmas Trees look nothing whatsoever like trees! Peyton Manning is back with a new Nationwide ad that’s all about finding his next career opportunity. We’ve got a new feature with a familiar voice to help count down the number of shopping days until Christmas. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 1, 2015 →

A haunting parody of Adele’s “Hello” is about the heartbreak of returning to work after a long weekend. Hillary Clinton is seeking a new term for “Illegal Immigrant.” President Donald Trump delivers a few historic presidential speeches. Monday is Stay at Home Because You Are Well Day. And we round out Today’s Audio with a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 30, 2015 →

PROGRAMMING NOTE: In observance of Thanksgiving, UCN will be off on Thursday and Friday to recharge the comedy batteries. This DailyPost has plenty of extra bits and information to get you through the end of the week. The next new DailyPost will be available Sunday evening for use on Monday. Happy Thanksgiving to you and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 25 – Friday, November 27, 2015 →

Everyone has that one drunk uncle who ruins Thanksgiving and Morgan Freeman is here to apologize in advance on his behalf. Some retailers refuse to open on Thanksgiving and are calling for it to also be a day off for other “workers.” A new show open is about how sarcasm can help with creativity. Barack … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 24, 2015 →

If you’re depressed from hearing too much Adele, there’s help with pharmaceuticals. Enjoy a turkey tribute from the folks at Hunger Games Turkey Farm. Cheech and Chong report on a movement to legalize the devil’s lettuce in New Jersey. Monday is National Espresso Day. And you’ve got three new Show Sweepers to get you through … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 23, 2015 →

Jennifer Lawrence looks for love in The Tinder Games. Enjoy a Thanksgiving Montage and give a call to the Butterball Turkey Hotline to speak to a male operator. (And don’t forget all the other archive Thanksgiving bits in the left column of the site!) Fake Trailers are for the new movies Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 20, 2015 →

Our resident Adam Sandler impersonator is back to update the Turkey Song for 2015. Donald Trump steps on the stump to clarify his statement that we should shut down US mosques. Barney, his Purpleness, is back to explain all about a microscopic threat to children. Charlie Sheen’s recent revelation is the foundation for this week’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 19, 2015 →

Hillary’s closest aide, Huma Abedin, says Hillary is often confused, but she’s getting help. Facebook is developing artificial intelligence for its dumbest users. Peyton Manning is riding the bench as you’ll hear in a new commercial. Parody Jeremy has a song for everyone who has to work on Thanksgiving. And Wednesday is Mickey Mouse Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 18, 2015 →