Ozzy Osbourne will soon be single and if we keep our fingers crossed maybe he’ll appear on The Bachelor. Rock stars like The Rolling Stones are asking Donald Trump to stop using their music at his political rallies. The Governor of South Carolina is holding a press conference from the men’s room. Barack Obama is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 10, 2016 →

There’s a new roadside assistance service for people with Bernie Sanders bumper stickers on their cars. Captain America: Civil War meets Ken Burns’ Civil War in a fake promo. Cheech and Chong report on distance runners who use marijuana to train for races. Monday is Lost Sock Memorial Day. And three new Show Sweepers are … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 9, 2016 →

A classic Springsteen parody is about Mother’s Day. Morgan Freeman apologizes on behalf of 50 Cent and his verbal assault of an airport janitor. Enjoy a new Mother’s Day Montage. Two Fake Trailers are ready to go for Captain America: Civil War. Mom is back with the final two Mother’s Day Countdowns. Barack Obama talks … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 6, 2016 →

Plenty of bits to choose from today! Donald Trump returns to sing about being the Presumptive Nominee. Take a peek back at the real fake history of Cinco De Mayo. A brand new Cinco de Mayo Montage is next. 3 days remain in the Mother’s Day Countdown. Barney explains Mother’s Day to the kids in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 5, 2016 →

Donald Trump thumps his chest and lays down some lyrics about how all he does is win, win, win, win! Ahead of Cinco de Mayo, Kenny Chesney asks the musical question, Why do we drink beer from Mexico? Mom is back with a gentle reminder that there are only 4 days left until her big … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 4, 2016 →

A new “study” claims that your dog does not like being hugged and the Baha Men are spreading the word. Remind your audience to prepare for Sunday with brand new versions of our Mother’s Day Countdown. Find out what happened right after Jon Snow came back to life on Game of Thrones. Barack Obama is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 3, 2016 →

If “Life is a Highway,” then life is full of potholes! Save big on everything you’ll need for prom season at a brand new store. Cheech and Chong report on the White House Bud Summit. Monday is Brothers and Sisters Day. And three new Show Starters are ready to help you kick off the week. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 2, 2016 →

Forget the American Express Card, Hillary Clinton carries the Woman Card. Donald Trump sings a recognizable playground song about Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina. Fake Trailers are for “Keanu,” “Mother’s Day,” and “Ratchet and Clank.” Barack Obama has a replacement for Michael Strahan. And Friday is National Shrimp Scampi Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 29, 2016 →

A Van Halen parody called “Junk” tackles the question of how new bathroom laws will be enforced. Morgan Freeman apologizes ahead of the NFL Draft…and we’re also posting two Draft-themed bits from the UCN archive. Barney the Dinosaur wants to explain the new spanking study to children. Donald Trump returns to be the pranker in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 28, 2016 →

Donald Trump attacked John Kasich by saying he’s a disgusting eater and Kasich responds with a mouthful. Hersey’s has a new bar that contains meat and you can hear their new ad for it. The son of a former mob boss in New York is delivering pizzas. Parody Jeremy is singing about the number one … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 27, 2016 →