A classic song from Grease will help your audience cope with the Monday morning blues. Check out a preview of Donald Trump’s “major speech” about Hillary Clinton. Cheech and Chong comment on a promising rumor about the presumptive Republican candidate. Monday is National Kitchen Klutzes of America Day. And we round out the Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 13, 2016
Donald Trump gives a big “forget you” to the judge in his Trump U case. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the culprit responsible for America’s obesity epidemic. Fake Trailers are for Warcraft and Now You See Me 2. Barack Obama uses his weekly address to officially select the 2016 Song of the Summer. And Friday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 10, 2016
A parody of a patriotic song is about how America is more obese than ever before. Zoos are getting scarier and so we present a promo that better reflects the excitement of a day at the zoo. An infestation of sea lice inspired a new Summertime Fun Fact. Barney explains the dangers of Tech Neck … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 9, 2016
Check out what it might sound like if Barack Obama were to endorse Donald Trump. Do your part to not allow Axl Rose to rid the internet of his fat meme. A new character bit features a voicemail from a fan who’s so politically correct that he’s offended by absolutely everything. Parody Jeremy sings about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 8, 2016
A new tell-all book about Hillary Clinton claims that she has a hair-trigger temper just like the Incredible Hulk. The “Can You Hear Me Now?” guy from the Verizon ads is now showing up in ads for Sprint. Scrotox is the new cosmetic procedure for men who don’t want to commit to surgery. Barack Obama … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 7, 2016
Donald Trump likes one thing about Hillary, she helps put him to sleep fast. Artificial Intelligence is teaching Google self-driving cars to honk the horn automatically. Cheech and Chong return to talk about the one medical side effect of smoking marijuana. Monday is National Gardening Exercise Day. And a new batch of Show Sweepers is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 6, 2016
The original Ninja Turtles’ theme mocks the presidential race. There are a couple of original gangstas entering the ice cream truck turf war in New York City. A new Summertime Fun Fact will plague you. Fake Movie Trailers are for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Popstar and Me Before You. Barack Obama talks NBA Finals in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 3, 2016
Scoop your competition with more audio from the video of Arnold Schwarzenegger being charged by an elephant. If eating your baby’s placenta sounds like a good idea, you’ll love this new breakfast treat. A new Summertime Fun Fact is about blockbuster movies. Barney warns kids to be safe when visiting the zoo. Simon Cowell is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 2, 2016
The newest trend among rave goers is snorting cocoa and now a famous chocolate company is cashing in. Donald Trump reacts to the new season of America’s Got Talent. A new Summertime Fun Fact is ready to go. Parody Jeremy has created a new version of The Monkees TV theme. And June 1st is a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 1, 2016
Forget Fitbit and get the fitness tracker that is purposefully inaccurate! We’ll be releasing new Summertime Fun Facts throughout the week. A collection of bits from the archive will get you back in the swing of things on a short work week. Barack Obama is on the line to talk about the ancient technology in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 31, 2016