Get the Monday after the Super Bowl started with a hook bed celebrating the winner of the big game. Is your house still a mess from your big game party? Call the Super Bowl Clean Up Pros. Frenemies is “arguably” the best new dating app. Cheech and Chong report on the dangers of dogs and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 6, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners SHE MENTIONED CHRIS FARLEY? Kristen Stewart on … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, February 6, 2017
A Classic Hits parody is about the real stars of the Super Bowl…the commercials. A woman-to-woman plea will help free the ladies in your audience on Super Sunday. Punxsutawney Phil is on the run after predicting a long winter. Fake Trailers are for “The Space Between Us” and “Rings.” Donald Trump admits to using Propecia … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 3, 2017
A LoCash parody is about how the Patriots want a ring on every finger. Get to the theater to see Groundhog Day 2. A Groundhog Day Montage is available. Barney the Dinosaur sings about kids’ pets. Denzel Washington adds star power to the Phone Jack. And of course, Thursday is Groundhog Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 2, 2017
A Selena Gomez parody is about how America is pulling for the Falcons. Trump has made his choice for the Supreme Court and sadly it’s not Judge Judy. A new Show Open is about the health dangers of skipping breakfast. Catch up with your Foreign Exchange Caller. And the first day of February is Baked … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 1, 2017
Donald Trump sings about his Muslim ban with a Beatles parody. A new bit called “Mansplaining” features a dude helping chicks learn about football. Teenagers are taking Botox and we’ve got a new ad. Donald Trump is on the phone to catch up. And the final day of January is Backward Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Kenny Chesney sings about Donald Trump’s Wall. Scooby Doo has a new reggae album. Cheech and Chong investigate Weed Weddings. Monday is National Inane Answering Machine Message Day. And three Show Starter are ready to go. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print ONLY the UCN Written Prep. Written Prep for Monday, … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 30, 2017
Football Films previews the Pro Bowl. Get a glimpse into what Saturday’s Scientist March on Washington will sound like. Three Fake Trailers are ready to roll. Donald Trump makes his first Presidential Weekly Address. And the 27th of January is Thomas Crapper Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print ONLY the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 27, 2017
The Donald’s is the new fast food restaurant that’s going to be huuuge! If you’re a jerk, there’s a new support group that was created just for jerks like you. Barney returns to enlighten children on the new trend of hypnotism. White House spokesperson Sean Spicer is the center of this week’s Phone Jack. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 26, 2017
You can be an Oscar nominee with a brand new show open. Help bring patriotic Americans together in their shared hatred of the Patriots. Go live to a press conference about the new study on stress. Forget the new “mental Viagra,” there’s a better alternative. And Wednesday is Opposite Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 25, 2017