Chef Gordon Ramsey is using lab-grown meat in the new season of Hell’s Kitchen. Another recall of Blue Bell ice cream means you’re going to get something else. Fake Movie Trailers are for The Magnificent Seven and Storks. Barack Obama does an impression of Michelle in his Weekly Address. And Friday is Dogs in Politics … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 23, 2016 →

James Bond breaks up a disgusting smuggling ring in Gold Sphincter. Hillary Clinton is thrilled that George Bush Sr. is voting for her. A Show Open is about the first official day of autumn. Barney explains the future of automobiles to disappointed children. Brad Pitt is the star of the Phone Jack. And Thursday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 22, 2016 →

The Macarena is now a lament about the impending Brangelina divorce. Donald Trump is covering for Don Jr. with a new commercial pitch for Skittles. The Corpse Flower at Dartmouth is disgusting and available to be delivered from FTD. Parody Jeremy loves antibiotics in fast food. And Wednesday is Miniature Golf Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 21, 2016 →

Exposure to bright light can boost a man’s sex drive and a classic tune tells the story. A new infomercial spreads the word about something everyone with a cell phone should already know. Walmart is developing self-driving shopping carts. Barack Obama wants everything to return to normal. And September 20th is National Punch Day. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 20, 2016 →

Play a game with Hillary Clinton’s health with an update of Operation. An intro to the Emmy Awards is about how the best TV shows aren’t on TV at all. Cheech and Chong want to become pot sommeliers. Monday is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And three new Show Starters are ready to help … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 19, 2016 →

Air a fascinating clip of Donald Trump’s appearance on The Dr. Oz Show. Morgan Freeman apologizes for The Ford Motor Company’s move to Mexico. Three new Fake Trailers are ready to go. Barack Obama considers a pardon for Nelly. And Friday is National Play-Doh Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 16, 2016 →

Hillary Clinton probably does not have a body double…but her husband Bill wishes she did. Donald Trump reveals why he’s pushing for a new maternity leave policy. Barney the Dinosaur warns your kids about online hackers. Lady Gaga is the voice behind a new Phone Jack. And every September 15th we celebrate International Dot Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 15, 2016 →

Drake’s “Hotline Bling” is now about the exploding Samsung Galaxy Note 7. Regale the Real American Hero who came up with the ubiquitous pumpkin spice flavor. Find out why Hillary Clinton does not like to be around water. Parody Jeremy is back with a song about dolphins. And Wednesday is Eat a Hoagie Day. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 14, 2016 →

Hillary Clinton musters up enough lung capacity to sing about her case of pneumonia. Millennial recruits are changing the way drill sergeants train soldiers. Coach Jon Gruden returns to wrap up the NFL’s first week. Barack Obama responds to having a parasite named after him. And September 13th is Defy Superstition Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 13, 2016 →

A new infomercial will introduce slow drivers to a brand new concept called “Getting Out of the Left Lane.” The Miss America Pageant is the latest offense against Offended By Everything Guy. Cheech and Chong discuss new marijuana usage figures. Monday is Chocolate Milkshake Day. And three new Show Sweepers await. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 12, 2016 →