Get your own piece of Paisley Park by adding your name to the Prince Class Action Paternity Suit. The Angry Birds Movie looks like it could be a real stinker and so the film’s makers have asked Morgan Freeman to beg forgiveness. Barney the Dinosaur is concerned about kids’ exposure to advertisements for alcohol. Jon … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 19, 2016 →

It’s no “Party in the USA” when you’re waiting in the security line at the airport! Fox TV will debut a TV version of “The Exorcist” to air on the same night as their other devilish show. Daenerys Targaryen is proud of her nude scene is last Sunday’s episode of “Game of Thrones.” Parody Jeremy … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 18, 2016 →

Donald Trump sings a Hall & Oates hit about kissing his beauty pageant contestants on the lips. If you can’t afford a penis transplant, there’s a new “as seen on TV” product that can help. Wendy’s is installing self serve kiosks in its restaurants and there’s more to come. Barack Obama is on the line … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 17, 2016 →

If you’re concerned about Justin Bieber’s mental state, a parody of one of his current songs is here to help. Taking Tylenol causes you to lose empathy and that’s great news if you’re suffering through someone suffering through pain. Cheech and Chong are not at all cool with all the new ways to get high. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 16, 2016 →

Foxbook is the new conservative alternative to Facebook. Donald Trump has a message for Canada. We’re posting a new Friday the 13th Montage and we pulled a Friday the 13th reminder out of the archive. Fake Movie Trailers are for “Money Monster” and “The Darkness.” Barack Obama gives a preview of his visit to Hiroshima. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 13, 2016 →

The Queen of England was caught on camera saying that Chinese people are rude. Just wait until you hear her trying to order fried rice! The Antiques Roadshow embarrassingly appraised a high school art project at $50-thousand and they’re back at it. Hillary Clinton wants to release the government’s secret UFO files and Barney is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 12, 2016 →

Power tools aren’t just for eating corn on the cob anymore! Donald Trump reacts to the new Philippine President who’s being called Asia’s Trump. Morgan Freeman apologizes for TMZ being completely in the dark about Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes having a baby. Parody Jeremy is channeling Eminem in a tribute to Jon Snow. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 11, 2016 →

Ozzy Osbourne will soon be single and if we keep our fingers crossed maybe he’ll appear on The Bachelor. Rock stars like The Rolling Stones are asking Donald Trump to stop using their music at his political rallies. The Governor of South Carolina is holding a press conference from the men’s room. Barack Obama is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 10, 2016 →

There’s a new roadside assistance service for people with Bernie Sanders bumper stickers on their cars. Captain America: Civil War meets Ken Burns’ Civil War in a fake promo. Cheech and Chong report on distance runners who use marijuana to train for races. Monday is Lost Sock Memorial Day. And three new Show Sweepers are … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 9, 2016 →

A classic Springsteen parody is about Mother’s Day. Morgan Freeman apologizes on behalf of 50 Cent and his verbal assault of an airport janitor. Enjoy a new Mother’s Day Montage. Two Fake Trailers are ready to go for Captain America: Civil War. Mom is back with the final two Mother’s Day Countdowns. Barack Obama talks … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 6, 2016 →