50 Cent is voting for Donald Trump so he can pay less taxes. Toby Keith misses getting drunk at his favorite bar in his “I Love This Bar” parody. The same mute button being used in Thursday night’s debate can be found on your own TV remote! Morgan Freeman apologizes for Jeffrey Toobin exposing himself. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 21, 2020
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners IT’S A BIG DAY FOR GRAY MATTER Today is Celebration of … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, October 21st 2020
Adele previews her SNL appearance with a “Hello” parody. The Divinyl’s “I Touch Myself” is now a parody about brushing your teeth to ward off COVID. We have a promo for this year’s pandemic World Series. Flippy the Burger Flipping Robot takes over for Gordon Ramsay. The “Now That’s What I Call Music” album series … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 20, 2020
“Dreams” by Fleetwood Mac gets a remake for the TikTok generation. An undecided voter has trouble choosing red or blue this election in Jimmy Buffet’s “Volcano”. Joe Biden’s been compared to Mr. Rogers, so now he gets his own Fred Rogers reboot. Morgan Freeman apologizes for College, although he’s not entirely sure why. We honor … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 19, 2020
An REM parody is about the possibility that Thanksgiving will be canceled and the Beatles sing about day drinking. There’s a language barrier between New Yorkers and their new neighbors in Maine. What’s it like to flick between Trump & Biden’s town halls? Karen leaves a voicemail about the most common name among the most … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 16, 2020
Song parodies are about Justin Bieber selling custom Crocs. Dua Lipa’s “New Rules” is about NASA’s new rules for traveling to the moon. Phil Collins evicts his ex-wife in a version of “In The Air Tonight”. A new TV promo solves the problem of watching Trump and Biden’s town halls at the same time. Hear … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 15, 2020
Half Christmas trees are the new trend and a “Rocking Around the Christmas Tree” parody pokes fun at it. Gross candy corn is the subject of a parody of a classic Poison song. We have exclusive audio from that guy in Utah who got chased by a cougar. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the newest trend … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 14, 2020
The singer of Jane’s Addiction’s “Been Caught Stealing” has no self control around Halloween candy and has gotten into the candy bag early. A parody of Chumbawumba’s “Tubthumping” is about how everyone’s been binge drinking since going into lockdown. After the Trump campaign misrepresented Dr. Fauci’s statements, they worked very, very hard to turn around … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 13, 2020
War’s “Low Rider” is now a parody about hay rides. A poisonous caterpillar wreaks havoc on the east coast and a parody of Talking Heads “Psycho Killer” explains. ZZ Top is encouraging Halloween lovers everywhere to carve pumpkins in a send-up of their hit “Gimme All Your Loving”. No one knows why the cranberry juice … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 12, 2020
Morgan Wallen sings about getting fired from Saturday Night Live for breaking protocol rules while partying at a bar in his hit song “Whiskey Glasses”. The NBC Sunday Night Football theme song gets a remake after a COVID outbreak within the league. The nation refuses to ignore the fly on Mike Pence’s head during the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 9, 2020