Billy Joel updates Uptown Girl after seeing Christie Brinkley’s new spread in the SI Swimsuit Edition. The Munchkins were very handsy with Judy Garland as you’ll hear in a parody of the Lollipop Guild song. Barney warns kids about the dangers of ingesting pet medication. Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer is the foundation of this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 9, 2017
David Caruso and the CSI Miami team come out of retirement to help find Tom Brady’s Super Bowl jersey. If your marriage is stressed because one of you supports Trump, you have an out. Morgan Freeman apologizes to Prince Charles on behalf of Queen Elizabeth. Mr. Non-Procrastinating Valentine’s Shopper is a Real American Hero. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 8, 2017
There’s a commemorative DVD that Atlanta Falcons fans will surely hate. A short jingle will help find Tom Brady’s missing game jersey. There may be heart in your ground beef. A new deodorant is for people affected by the status of the travel ban. Donald Trump wants to talk about the Patriots. And Tuesday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 7, 2017
Get the Monday after the Super Bowl started with a hook bed celebrating the winner of the big game. Is your house still a mess from your big game party? Call the Super Bowl Clean Up Pros. Frenemies is “arguably” the best new dating app. Cheech and Chong report on the dangers of dogs and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 6, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners SHE MENTIONED CHRIS FARLEY? Kristen Stewart on … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, February 6, 2017
A Classic Hits parody is about the real stars of the Super Bowl…the commercials. A woman-to-woman plea will help free the ladies in your audience on Super Sunday. Punxsutawney Phil is on the run after predicting a long winter. Fake Trailers are for “The Space Between Us” and “Rings.” Donald Trump admits to using Propecia … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 3, 2017
A LoCash parody is about how the Patriots want a ring on every finger. Get to the theater to see Groundhog Day 2. A Groundhog Day Montage is available. Barney the Dinosaur sings about kids’ pets. Denzel Washington adds star power to the Phone Jack. And of course, Thursday is Groundhog Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 2, 2017
A Selena Gomez parody is about how America is pulling for the Falcons. Trump has made his choice for the Supreme Court and sadly it’s not Judge Judy. A new Show Open is about the health dangers of skipping breakfast. Catch up with your Foreign Exchange Caller. And the first day of February is Baked … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 1, 2017
Donald Trump sings about his Muslim ban with a Beatles parody. A new bit called “Mansplaining” features a dude helping chicks learn about football. Teenagers are taking Botox and we’ve got a new ad. Donald Trump is on the phone to catch up. And the final day of January is Backward Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Kenny Chesney sings about Donald Trump’s Wall. Scooby Doo has a new reggae album. Cheech and Chong investigate Weed Weddings. Monday is National Inane Answering Machine Message Day. And three Show Starter are ready to go. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print ONLY the UCN Written Prep. Written Prep for Monday, … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 30, 2017