Carrie Underwood sings about getting back at her man for Netflix Cheating. Check out the newest clothing accessory from the Donald J. Trump Collection. Barney the Dinosaur explains the link between childhood poverty and health problems. Adele’s Grammy speeches are the foundation of this week’s Phone Jack. And Thursday is Do a Grouch a Favor … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 16, 2017
Playboy Magazine is bringing back naked ladies and an update of “Centerfold” is in order. Play a Valentine’s Day reminder for the men in your audience who spaced it. Help educate drivers about the virtues of only taking up one parking space. Donald Trump is pushing the mainstream media out of the White House Press … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 15, 2017
This Valentine’s Day, don’t settle for a fake teddy bear. Men, listen up, Morgan Freeman wants to apologize on behalf of Valentine’s Day. A new romantic Valentine’s Montage is ready to go. Regale the Real American Hero who puts the sayings on the little candy hearts. Donald Trump is on the line to talk about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 14, 2017
Welcome in Monday with a parody of the theme from Cheers. Enjoy the Grammys with your curmudgeonly old Grammie. Cheech and Chong talk about professionals who toke up. Monday is Get a Different Name Day. And Today’s Audio rounds out with three brand new Show Starters. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 13, 2017
A Justin Bieber parody is about forgetting Valentine’s Day. Mansplaining returns with a lesson about the President’s cabinet. Get the 50 Shades fan in your life a special Valentine’s present. Three new Fake Movie Trailers are ready to go. Donald Trump addresses the nation about bathrobes. And Friday is National Cream Cheese Brownie Day. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 10, 2017
Billy Joel updates Uptown Girl after seeing Christie Brinkley’s new spread in the SI Swimsuit Edition. The Munchkins were very handsy with Judy Garland as you’ll hear in a parody of the Lollipop Guild song. Barney warns kids about the dangers of ingesting pet medication. Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer is the foundation of this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 9, 2017
David Caruso and the CSI Miami team come out of retirement to help find Tom Brady’s Super Bowl jersey. If your marriage is stressed because one of you supports Trump, you have an out. Morgan Freeman apologizes to Prince Charles on behalf of Queen Elizabeth. Mr. Non-Procrastinating Valentine’s Shopper is a Real American Hero. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 8, 2017
There’s a commemorative DVD that Atlanta Falcons fans will surely hate. A short jingle will help find Tom Brady’s missing game jersey. There may be heart in your ground beef. A new deodorant is for people affected by the status of the travel ban. Donald Trump wants to talk about the Patriots. And Tuesday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 7, 2017
Get the Monday after the Super Bowl started with a hook bed celebrating the winner of the big game. Is your house still a mess from your big game party? Call the Super Bowl Clean Up Pros. Frenemies is “arguably” the best new dating app. Cheech and Chong report on the dangers of dogs and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 6, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners SHE MENTIONED CHRIS FARLEY? Kristen Stewart on … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, February 6, 2017