Hillary Clinton probably does not have a body double…but her husband Bill wishes she did. Donald Trump reveals why he’s pushing for a new maternity leave policy. Barney the Dinosaur warns your kids about online hackers. Lady Gaga is the voice behind a new Phone Jack. And every September 15th we celebrate International Dot Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 15, 2016 →

Drake’s “Hotline Bling” is now about the exploding Samsung Galaxy Note 7. Regale the Real American Hero who came up with the ubiquitous pumpkin spice flavor. Find out why Hillary Clinton does not like to be around water. Parody Jeremy is back with a song about dolphins. And Wednesday is Eat a Hoagie Day. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 14, 2016 →

Hillary Clinton musters up enough lung capacity to sing about her case of pneumonia. Millennial recruits are changing the way drill sergeants train soldiers. Coach Jon Gruden returns to wrap up the NFL’s first week. Barack Obama responds to having a parasite named after him. And September 13th is Defy Superstition Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 13, 2016 →

A new infomercial will introduce slow drivers to a brand new concept called “Getting Out of the Left Lane.” The Miss America Pageant is the latest offense against Offended By Everything Guy. Cheech and Chong discuss new marijuana usage figures. Monday is Chocolate Milkshake Day. And three new Show Sweepers await. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 12, 2016 →

A Keith Urban parody will get your peeps fired up for NFL Football. Enjoy a fake ad for the very real Donald Trump Chia Head. For your consideration, we have three new Fake Movie Trailers. Barack Obama talks about not wearing his wedding ring. And Friday is National Teddy Bear Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 9, 2016 →

A sex robot sings a parody about being too sexy. Morgan Freeman apologizes on behalf of Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston. Barney explains why kids should stand during the National Anthem. Celebrate 50 years of Star Trek with a new Phone Jack. We’re posting a couple of bits from the UCN vault to help mark … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 8, 2016 →

Maybe Hillary can get her “Trump Allergy” under control with a new variety of Claritin. Protect yourself from creepy clowns with a new form of martial arts. The Panda is off the Endangered Species List and on the menu! Barack Obama talks about being called an S.O.B. And the 7th of September is Salami Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 7, 2016 →

After a long holiday weekend, your audience isn’t facing a Manic Monday as much as a Tragic Tuesday. Ask Siri to tell you all about the massive recall of Samsung Galaxy Note 7s. Hillary and Huma have had enough of Anthony Weiner. Tuesday is Fight Procrastination Day. And we start the shortened week with three … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 6, 2016 →

In observance of Labor Day, there will be no UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 5th. The next post will be published Monday evening for Tuesday, September 6th. The entire UCN staff wishes you all a Happy Labor Day! Introduce bad drivers to the latest automotive advancement – The Turn Signal! A Labor Day-specific version of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 2, 2016 →

Donald Trump sings a Mexican song that sums up his trip to Mexico. Tom Brady’s awful new haircut is the subject of a new Football Films. Barney explains why clowns are scary. Kanye’s VMA rant is the reason behind this week’s Phone Jack. And September 1st is Emma M. Nutt Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 1, 2016 →