A U2 parody is about still not knowing who won the election. An update to an Ace of Base parody reminds everyone to take down their lawn signs. Morgan Freeman apologizes for your awful behavior leading up to the election. Give a Real American salute to our Poll Workers. What will we fight about on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 4, 2020 →

America needs to chill out, and shut up about all the campaigning. Vo-tagra is here to help with your electile dysfunction. Our Everyday Infomercial will help you get through election day. Mariah Carey declares Christmas season has begun, Menthol Meridith is still in a daze from Halloween, and President Trump has a major announcement to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 3, 2020 →

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It’s finally time to celebrate the end of the 2020 election. Lionel Richie is annoyed the store is sold out of toilet paper again. We give a tongue-in-cheek salute to campaign lawn sign thieves. Dad Joke Theater returns, people are talking about Netflix’s increased price, a clown delivers the current COVID death toll, and your … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 2, 2020 →

Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Last Week in Fake News Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media   Today’s One-Liners TODAY’S YOUR DAY, … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, November 2nd, 2020 →

Justin Timberlake is excited about Baby Yoda coming back. 2020 is being extended by another hour, unfortunately. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Halloween. Costumes for your pets is a bad idea, we have more Pandemic Halloween Life Hacks, and Sports Kid returns. Lastly, President Trump uses his weekly address to rip on his least favorite holiday. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 30, 2020 →

The Monkees sing about being exploited by Costco. Morgan Wallen misses a Halloween tradition. DC comics gets a contagious new anti-hero. What if the Dodgers have a World Series parade on Zoom? CNN may be purchases by Jeff Bezos. We have a new Pandemic Halloween Life Hack and Deano is back Lounge Singing the News. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 29, 2020 →

Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media   Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES IT’S KITTY’S DAY Today is National Cat Day.**** ***Celebrate … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, October 29th →

The Beatles sing Halloween candy. Dierks Bentley’s “Drunk on a Plane” is about social media influencers faking that they’re on a private jet. Forget Trick or Treat, this year it’s “Sick or Treated. The new Supreme Court Justice’s name is kind of hard to say. Nestle is already on board with moon water. A new … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 28, 2020 →

Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media   Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES IT’S TIME TO HONOR THE COCOA BEAN Today is … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, October 28th, 2020 →