War’s “Low Rider” is now a parody about hay rides. A poisonous caterpillar wreaks havoc on the east coast and a parody of Talking Heads “Psycho Killer” explains. ZZ Top is encouraging Halloween lovers everywhere to carve pumpkins in a send-up of their hit “Gimme All Your Loving”. No one knows why the cranberry juice … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 12, 2020
Morgan Wallen sings about getting fired from Saturday Night Live for breaking protocol rules while partying at a bar in his hit song “Whiskey Glasses”. The NBC Sunday Night Football theme song gets a remake after a COVID outbreak within the league. The nation refuses to ignore the fly on Mike Pence’s head during the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 9, 2020
A classic Christmas song is turned into a carol about bad Halloween candy. Luke Bryan’s “Hunting, Fishing, and Loving Everyday” is parodied about our love of pumpkins. Rockwell’s “Somebody’s Watching Me,” is about how ratings are down for sports in 2020. Hear what people are saying about the VP Debate. Chef Gordon Ramsay is weeding … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 8, 2020
A parody of Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream” is about teenagers being totally broke. A 23 million dollar titanium toilet is being installed in the ISS in Starland Vocal Band’s “Afternoon Delight”. Dad joke theater returns. Plexiglass just may be the best candidate in the Vice Presidential debate. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the now-extinct salad bar. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 7, 2020
A parody of Nightmare Before Christmas’ “This Is Halloween” is about how this years’ Halloween is shaping up to be a nightmare too. A “Red Solo” cup parody is about how moms and dads are ending their stressful day. We set the stage for Wednesday’s Vice Presidential Debate. Buffalo Bill’s house from “Silence of the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 6, 2020
A parody of Van Halen’s “Hot For Teacher” is about thanking teachers for trying to teach kids what you can’t at home. It’s getting colder, the perfect weather for a cardigan sweater. With the President in quarantine, the White House makes an announcement with important news. Very, very good news, in fact. A pop-up shop … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 5, 2020
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Songs are about Subway’s sugary bread about how Fridays are starting to feel normal again. Marvel announced a new Muslim superhero, so we countered with a Jehovah’s Witness superhero. Football Films looks at the Covid crisis. The Crazy Cat Lady chimes in on how cats are carriers. Sports Kid returns and Donald Trump’s Weekly Address … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 2, 2020
Songs are about how the rich avoid paying taxes and how the elderly are running for president. Bits are about Tuesday’s Trump/Biden debate, social distancing on Halloween, and Jon Snow and Ygritte’s baby. Menthol Meredith talks about Pumpkin Spice and the POTUS is on the phone for your weekly chat. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 29, 2020
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