If grandma doesn’t get run over by a reindeer, surely COVID will get her. All Donald Trump wants for Christmas is a second term. Prison TikTok-ers went viral. Launching your kid over a fence is a bad idea, Dad Joke Theater returns, and your weekly cannabis correspondents smell something in Virginia. Lastly, we salute those … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 16, 2020 →

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It might be time to grab a new mask. Millennials need roommates again to get through the pandemic. Friday the 13th takes an extra ominous tone in 2020. Morgan Freeman apologizes for that guy who always corrects you when you say Baby Yoda, more than Buzzfeed should be releasing adult toys, Sports Kid returns, and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 13, 2020 →

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Donald Trump can’t concede. It’s too cold for Thanksgiving outside. A Johnny Cash parody is about Ring doorbells catching on fire. There’s a better social media app than Parler, there’s a new medical drama on the block, and Biden’s got time to talk about Trump Conceding. Lastly, Lounge Singing the News returns. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 12, 2020 →

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Oprah’s favorite things are way too pricey. You’ll be Pricked Two Times for the COVID vaccine in this parody of The Doors. “Lockdown” is the word of the year, and we’re better off without it. The Crazy Cat Lady doesn’t want dogs back in the White House, we predict the new host of Jeapordy, and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 11, 2020 →

Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media   Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES IT’S YOUR DAY, VETERANS Today is Veterans Day.*** ***Government … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, November 11, 2020 →

Dogs are back in the White House. The Offspring are hopeful about the new Pfizer vaccine. Joe Biden has time to talk about Presidential pets. We salute ballot counters as Real Election Heroes, Kenneth Copeland thinks your show is funny, Menthol Meridith has a tribute for Alex Trebek, and Donald Trump is on the line … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 10, 2020 →

Is it too much to ask for a normal Monday? Bing Crosby is happy we won’t see the family this Christmas. We find out why the polls were so wrong. The man who fried chicken in a Yellowstone geyser is onto something, there was another battle between two old guys this weekend, dad joke theater … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 9, 2020 →