Toby Keith wants his bar to stay open, while Bing Crosby won’t see a stimulus check before Christmas. Universal will start to use Bob Dylan’s music in commercials. Tom Brady has a different pocket protected. Menthol Meridith found a way to keep warm, there’s 17 days until Christmas, and President Trump is on the line … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 8, 2020 →

It’s impossible trying to find a Playstation 5. The Proclaimers get parodied for 100 more days of masks. Hallmark movies gets spiced up with a horror classic. Now there’s smart Christmas trees, we salute the guy who creates new emojis, there’s only 18 days until Christmas, and your weekly cannabis correspondents have some great news! … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 7, 2020 →

Lady Gaga has her own Oreo cookies. Kelsea Ballerini just wants a Hallmark movie and some wine. We go inside our former Presidents’ public vaccinations. Dad joke theater returns, Sports kid breaks down the latest sports headlines, and there are 21 days until Christmas. Lastly, Donald Trump uses his weekly address to recap his video. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 4, 2020 →

Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media   Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES IT’S A GOOD DAY TO THINK ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, December 4th, 2020 →

“12 Days of Christmas” gets parodied to the CDC’s new guidelines. Baby Yoda’s given name couldn’t be uglier. Dr. Fauci gives us an updated version of “The Grinch”. 2020 is the year of Netflix Oscars, we meet the first 28 year old baby, there’s 22 days until Christmas. Lastly, Deano serenades us about the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 3, 2020 →

Fat people get priority over the COVID vaccine, and healthy people aren’t happy. Rudolf gets reimagined for Generation Z. Airline pilots are out of practice. The first guy in line for a McRib is our Real American Hero, some more rappers are in on Obama’s biopic, and there are 23 days until Christmas. Lastly, Barney … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 2, 2020 →

The Bangles are broke after Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Andy Williams is ecstatic this year is ending. People may take Flowbee seriously with a celebrity endorsement. 2020’s word of the year is announced, you only have 24 days until Christmas, and Menthol Meridith has been binge watching “The Crown”. Lastly, President Trump is on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 1, 2020 →

Willie Nelson is all out of toilet paper. “WAP” gets parodied for your rotting Thanksgiving leftovers. Guess what’s in the foil on this new game show. Your Elf on the Shelf gets its own movie. Our Real American Hero is that person who makes people say what they’re thankful for, Lexus commercials make you feel … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 30, 2020 →

In observance of the Thanksgiving holiday, this DailyPost covers Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday of this week. The next new DailyPost will go live on Sunday evening for Monday, November 30. On behalf of the entire UCN team, we’d like to wish you a happy and safe Thanksgiving. Joan Jett sings about your least favorite Thanksgiving … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 25 – Friday, November 27, 2020 →

Christmas trees are getting put up way too early. Adam Sandler’s “I Love Turkey” gets a 2020 remake. Dr. Fauci has some Thanksgiving travel tips for you. The Detroit Lions are about to have their version of the Super Bowl, Guitar Center looks different after bankruptcy, Menthol Meridith preps for Black Friday, and President Trump … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 24, 2020 →