It’s finally time to celebrate the end of the 2020 election. Lionel Richie is annoyed the store is sold out of toilet paper again. We give a tongue-in-cheek salute to campaign lawn sign thieves. Dad Joke Theater returns, people are talking about Netflix’s increased price, a clown delivers the current COVID death toll, and your … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 2, 2020 →

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Justin Timberlake is excited about Baby Yoda coming back. 2020 is being extended by another hour, unfortunately. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Halloween. Costumes for your pets is a bad idea, we have more Pandemic Halloween Life Hacks, and Sports Kid returns. Lastly, President Trump uses his weekly address to rip on his least favorite holiday. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 30, 2020 →

The Monkees sing about being exploited by Costco. Morgan Wallen misses a Halloween tradition. DC comics gets a contagious new anti-hero. What if the Dodgers have a World Series parade on Zoom? CNN may be purchases by Jeff Bezos. We have a new Pandemic Halloween Life Hack and Deano is back Lounge Singing the News. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 29, 2020 →

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The Beatles sing Halloween candy. Dierks Bentley’s “Drunk on a Plane” is about social media influencers faking that they’re on a private jet. Forget Trick or Treat, this year it’s “Sick or Treated. The new Supreme Court Justice’s name is kind of hard to say. Nestle is already on board with moon water. A new … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 28, 2020 →

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Britney Spears sings about how election day is one week away. Lee Brice’s “Parking Lot Party” is about socially distanced Zoom Halloween parties. Baby Yoda gets his own trailer. Honor the Real American Heroes who decorate their lawn with way too many campaign signs. Get a helpful tip with a Pandemic Halloween Life Hack. Menthol … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 27, 2020 →

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Macy’s announced there won’t be any Santa Claus at the mall this year in a “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” parody. Elton John is changing up his own song “Rocket Man” after finding out he’s getting his own Barbie doll. Your favorite Halloween candy gets honored in Luke Combs’ “Beautiful Crazy”. There’s a new … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 26, 2020 →