Songs are about getting the vaccine and winning the Powerball. The Sex and the City reboot is just the new Golden Girls. Gorillas test positive for COVID, the news has some side effects, and we’re gonna re-do the new year. Lastly, Barney tells the kids about last week’s fallout. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 13, 2021 →

Songs are about Kamala’s Vogue cover and winning the Powerball. Morgan Freeman is sorry you can’t spell “Capital” right. Arnold Schwarzenegger had some outtakes, Sex and the City has a middle-aged reboot, and Menthol Meridith thinks about watching The Queen’s Gambit. Lastly, President Trump doesn’t know what resigning is. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 12, 2021 →

Songs are about a normal week and new Danish cartoon. Starting an OnlyFans is tough. The protesters may have a health problem, Dr. Fauci discusses mental health days, and Morgan Freeman apologizes for last week. Lastly, our weekly cannabis correspondents chime in on the protests. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 11, 2021 →

Songs are about Wednesday’s protests and Trump getting banned from social media. A velvet rope was the most effective security. Look your best when you get the vaccine, Dad Joke Theatre Returns, and we have more Sports Kid. Lastly, President Trump addresses his protesters. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 8, 2021 →

In light of today’s events in Washington, DC, we’ve made the conscious decision to not create any content about this unsettling and tragic situation. Quite frankly, there’s nothing funny about what has transpired today and the news will certainly continue to evolve throughout the night. Today’s events will surely dominate the discussion on your show … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 7, 2021 →

Songs are about when democracy used to work and refusing the vaccine. Jerry Seinfeld guides you through meditation. James Bond works from home, gyms move outdoors, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney helps the kids snap back to reality. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 6, 2021 →

Songs are about Trump’s calls to Georgia and cauliflower based food. We honor the guy complaining of social media on social media. We make 2021 predictions, baked beans provide life lessons, and Menthol Meridith got an air fryer. Lastly, President Trump hates being recorded on the phone. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 5, 2021 →

Songs are about 2021 coming with no changes. Resolutions have never been easier. Karen replaces Judge Judy, Morgan Freeman apologizes that 2021 never magically fixed anything, and The Weekly Weed News returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 4, 2021 →

Songs are about staying home and partying alone. Paul McCartney is back on top, and Deano is singin’ the news one last time in 2020 Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio Almanac Audio From the UCN … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 31, 2020 →

Song is about tossing out your Christmas tree. The stimulus check inspired a new kind of cereal, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Sports Kid is back with some takes. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio Almanac … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 30, 2020 →