Two Christmas parodies start the week off. The Russians have hacked one of our most popular bits. Santa goes Hip Hop. Tom Cruise Control is optional equipment for your car. Down to the final days of Shopping Days Jingles. And the Weekly Weed News has a financial twist. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 21th, 2020
Songs are about Christmas and Stimulus Checks fast approaching. Gandalf gets the vaccine. The Grinch loves 2020. Dad Joke theater is about snowmen. Sports Kid checks in with the latest news. Another Shopping Day jingle is ready and Donald Trump claims another victory. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 18th, 2020
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES TODAY’S A BIG DAY FOR FANS OF THE MOVIE “ELF” Today is Answer The Telephone Like … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, December 18th, 2020
Bing Crosby hates driving in the snow. Donald Trump Rick Rolls Joe Biden. Mission Impossible 7 gets a new ad after Tom Cruise’s meltdown. Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife is donating over $4 Billion, the new at-home COVID test sounds awfully familiar, and there are 8 days until Christmas. Lastly, Lounge Singing the News returns. Production Note: … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 17, 2020
“One Headlight” gets parodied for that single burnt out lightbulb on the Christmas tree. Grandma got vaccinated for Christmas. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the Chess set ruining your life, football gets on Nickelodeon, the Die Hard Christmas Movie debate rages on, and there are 9 days until Christmas. Lastly, Barney tells the kids why the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 16, 2020
Thomas Rhett celebrates the COVID vaccine, while Harry Styles has a sugar high. Carole Baskin wants more sports teams to change their name. Cleveland’s baseball team has a steamy new moniker, Bill Burr headlines the Star Wars Cantina, Menthol Meredith is ready for the vaccine, and there’s 10 days until Christmas. Lastly, President Trump is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 15, 2020
Cardi B dreams of a White Ass Christmas. We want a different Mariah Carey song for Christmas. Pulp Fiction gets a Hallmark twist. Harrison Ford returns for one last Indiana Jones movie, Morgan Freeman apologizes for your dog who doesn’t know what you’re saying, and there’s 11 days until Christmas. Lastly, The Weekly Weed News … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 14, 2020
The Grinch acted a bit pervertedly in the live action film. “Tiny Dancer” gets parodied to make fun of those refusing to take the COVID vaccine. Facebook and Instagram break up. The Queen’s Gambit gets a Hanukkah sequel, Sports Kid returns, and there are 14 days until Christmas. Lastly, President Trump announces his plans for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 11, 2020
“I’ll Be Home For Christmas” gets parodied for the first night of Hanukkah. Bonnie Tyler keeps forgetting her mask. The new Apple Airpods are too expensive. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the Olympics adding breakdancing, Dad Joke Theater returns, and there’s 15 days until Christmas. Lastly, Deano’s back to serenade you about the latest news. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 10, 2020
Elf on a Shelf hides from the kids in a Beatles’ classic, & Elvis is having a Zoom Christmas. Seven gets a Hallmark reboot. The CDC created their own tattletale elf, William Shakespeare is really the first person to get the COVID vaccine, and there’s 16 days until Christmas. Lastly, Barney tells the kids why … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 9, 2020