Oprah’s favorite things are way too pricey. You’ll be Pricked Two Times for the COVID vaccine in this parody of The Doors. “Lockdown” is the word of the year, and we’re better off without it. The Crazy Cat Lady doesn’t want dogs back in the White House, we predict the new host of Jeapordy, and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 11, 2020 →

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Dogs are back in the White House. The Offspring are hopeful about the new Pfizer vaccine. Joe Biden has time to talk about Presidential pets. We salute ballot counters as Real Election Heroes, Kenneth Copeland thinks your show is funny, Menthol Meridith has a tribute for Alex Trebek, and Donald Trump is on the line … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 10, 2020 →

Is it too much to ask for a normal Monday? Bing Crosby is happy we won’t see the family this Christmas. We find out why the polls were so wrong. The man who fried chicken in a Yellowstone geyser is onto something, there was another battle between two old guys this weekend, dad joke theater … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 9, 2020 →

The theme from The Never Ending Story is about this never ending election. Ariana Grande sings about the ballot counting. 3 versions of “The Final Countdown” will help you intro any election stories. A new massage product is cheap as dirt. The line between looting and Black Friday is very thin. Karen demands to speak … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 6, 2020 →

Sam Hunt wants to know why it’s taking so long to count the Presidential votes. Four more states legalize weed in Afroman’s “Because I Got High” parody. We get exclusive audio from the Count, The Electoral College is now an actual college, robots need new jobs, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Deano’s back to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 5, 2020 →

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A U2 parody is about still not knowing who won the election. An update to an Ace of Base parody reminds everyone to take down their lawn signs. Morgan Freeman apologizes for your awful behavior leading up to the election. Give a Real American salute to our Poll Workers. What will we fight about on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 4, 2020 →

America needs to chill out, and shut up about all the campaigning. Vo-tagra is here to help with your electile dysfunction. Our Everyday Infomercial will help you get through election day. Mariah Carey declares Christmas season has begun, Menthol Meridith is still in a daze from Halloween, and President Trump has a major announcement to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 3, 2020 →

Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media   Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES TODAY’S YOUR DAY, SKEPTICS Today is International Skeptics Day.*** … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, November 3rd, 2020 →