Songs are about old school moms and Will Smith’s physique. Monopoly money is about to take off. Samuel Alexa breaks down the Baby Bust, the Kentucky Derby beats the Academy Awards, and Megan Markle has a children’s book. Lastly, Dad Joke Theater is back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, May 6, 2021 →

Songs are about Cinco de Mayo and Mothers Day. Bill Gates gets a divorce. Millennials already have chronic health issues, we need more Positive Polly’s, and we thought about chicken in the shower. Lastly, Barney tells the kids about sperm donations. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, May 5, 2021 →

Songs are about Star Wars Day and not flushing toilets. Morgan Freeman’s sorry your pool is gross. More MCU movies are on the way, Menthol Meridith is pissed about the menthol ban, and both Dad and President Biden are into Star Wars. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, May 4, 2021 →

Songs are about sucky Mondays and drinking coffee. Dexter gets another season. We show what happens to horses that lose the Kentucky Derby, CSI gets in on Lady Gaga’s dogs, and Dad’s having a baby. Lastly, Boston gets a pot supermarket. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, May 3, 2021 →

Songs are about the weekend and sex in space. Paddington 2 is the GOAT of movies. You probably shouldn’t take health advice from podcasters, Dad Joke Theater returns, and the Sports Kid has the latest in athletics. Lastly, Joe Biden denies he’s really Robin Hood. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, April 30, 2021 →

Songs are about football in April, and bad breath coming back. President Biden sings Red Hot Chili Peppers. Jeff Bezos is jealous of Elon Musk, Morgan Freeman apologizes for Tim Cook, and maybe it’s better to cancel Burning Man… again. Lastly, we thought about birthday gifts in the shower. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, April 29, 2021 →

Songs are about slowing population growth and sesame seed allergies. Game of Thrones gets a prequel. Flight attendants actually size you up, Arnold Schwarzenegger gives the latest on California, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney tries to teach your kids about finances. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, April 28, 2021 →

Songs are about the second vaccine dose and expensive groceries. Elon Musk hosts SNL. Europe will allow vaccinated visitors, Menthol Meridith hates non-addictive cigarettes, and we thought about marriages in the shower. Lastly, President Biden celebrates a recovering economy. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, April 27, 2021 →

Songs are about nobody caring about the Oscars or Academy Awards, and purses for dudes. We salute the celebrity trending on Twitter. We remember those left out of the Academy Awards, gender reveals go extreme, and Dad makes jokes smooth as butter. Lastly, our weekly cannabis correspondents are heated at Florida. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, April 26, 2021 →

We don’t know who’s hosting Jeopardy next, and prostitution is legal in New York. Mike Pence has some new books. You can get palm readings at Whole Foods, Sports Kid returns, and Dad has more jokes. Finally, President Biden doesn’t like saying “Illegal Aliens.” Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, April 23, 2021 →