Songs are about your vaccinated friends and spring allergies. Rocky joins Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club. The Marines will have Baby Boot Camp, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Menthol Meridith looks for post-COVID love. Lastly, President Biden updates you on his dogs. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, April 13, 2021 →

Songs are about the short weekend, and a sinister fountain of youth. You can control video games with your mind. The USA wants The Rock to run for President, Morgan Freeman apologizes for whale erections, and we think about pants in the shower. Lastly, you can get a scholarship just to study weed. Production Note: … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, April 12, 2021 →

Songs are a Beatles & Outkast mashup, and masks being littered in the sea. We help your pick up line game. Music is addictive, Sports Kid returns, and we think about the most ground-breaking invention in the shower. Lastly, President Bident updates his gun control policy. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, April 9, 2021 →

Songs are about the ketchup shortage and going back to the office. We salute whoever created the vaccination card. Apple’s CEO wants us to vote using iPhones, Aaron Rodgers hosts Jeopardy, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Finally, Deano sings about this week’s news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, April 8, 2021 →

Songs are about COVID-19 variants and staying California Sober. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the ketchup shortage. North Korea pulls out of the Olympics, there’s a Russian Lord of the Rings, and we have more shower thoughts. Lastly, Barney tells the kids about beer. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, April 7, 2021 →

Songs are about Godzilla Vs. King Kong, and kissing during a pandemic. Amazon makes its employees pee in bottles. Gronk should host Jeopardy, Dad Joke After Bedtime returns, and Menthol Meridith gets vaccinated. Lastly, President Biden is on the line to talk about his new bill. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, April 6, 2021 →

Pets get vaccinated and baseball is back. The Easter bunny reports on his deliveries. We salute the guy who freaks about spoilers, we’re in the Roaring 20’s again, and we think about Sesame Street in the shower. Lastly, out weekly cannabis correspondents have thoughts on weed decriminalization. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, April 5, 2021 →

Songs are about Good Friday, and hiding Easter eggs. Toilet paper prices continue to rise. Chuck Lorre has a new sitcom, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Sports Kid gives us the latest in athletics. Lastly, President Biden uses his weekly address to defend his dog… again. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, April 2, 2021 →

A NOTE ABOUT LOUNGE SINGING: Due to an unforeseen circumstance, there is no Lounge Singing the News feature in this post. We regret the last minute notice and apologize for any inconvenience. Songs are about April Fools’ Day and Spongebob getting cancelled. We help you with an epic prank. More changes come to the NFL, … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, April 1, 2021 →

Songs are about nasty Peeps and working out stoned. Comedians make horror movies now. Pfizer helps men with ED after COVID, Morgan Freeman apologizes for Peeps, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney tells the kids about Easter candy. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, March 31, 2021 →