Songs are about the second vaccine dose and expensive groceries. Elon Musk hosts SNL. Europe will allow vaccinated visitors, Menthol Meridith hates non-addictive cigarettes, and we thought about marriages in the shower. Lastly, President Biden celebrates a recovering economy. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, April 27, 2021 →

Songs are about nobody caring about the Oscars or Academy Awards, and purses for dudes. We salute the celebrity trending on Twitter. We remember those left out of the Academy Awards, gender reveals go extreme, and Dad makes jokes smooth as butter. Lastly, our weekly cannabis correspondents are heated at Florida. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, April 26, 2021 →

We don’t know who’s hosting Jeopardy next, and prostitution is legal in New York. Mike Pence has some new books. You can get palm readings at Whole Foods, Sports Kid returns, and Dad has more jokes. Finally, President Biden doesn’t like saying “Illegal Aliens.” Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, April 23, 2021 →

Songs are about depressing movies getting Oscars nominations, and getting rich on Dogecoin. Classic movies get product placements. Amazon does haircuts, Dr. Fauci goes off on fake vaccines, and we thought about beer bottles in the shower. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, April 22, 2021 →

Songs are about COVID deniers and a normal summer. Someone’s mad about the new Marvel superhero. Gen Z tries to be old people, Morgan Freeman’s sorry you use COVID as an excuse, Dad’s got jokes, and Barney breaks down the vaccine for the kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, April 21, 2021 →

Songs are about 420 and flying a helicopter on Mars. Boomers get a retirement community. Men are into mom jeans, Menthol Meridith can’t get Bitcoin, and we thought about Snoop Dogg in the shower. Lastly, President Biden finds out he still has a few years in office. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, April 20, 2021 →

Songs are about additional COVID shots and being part monkey. Morgan Freeman apologizes for men’s short shorts. Alexa gets flirty, empty middle seats are safer, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, weed-searching dogs are retiring. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, April 19, 2021 →

Songs are about a socially distanced prom, and dogs not pooping in the rain. J-Lo’s back on the market! Netflix helps you fall asleep, Sports Kid returns, and we think about birthdays in the shower. Lastly, President Biden is angry at Russia. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, April 16, 2021 →

Songs are about Bitcoin, America’s mediocrity, and a lifetime’s worth of pimple popping. Nike sells “pre-owned” sneakers. Colton Underwood makes another shocking announcement, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Deano serenades the latest headlines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, April 15, 2021 →

Songs are about evil chihuahuas and microplastics everywhere. Robots deliver pizza now. Dolly Parton has her own ice cream, The Hitman’s Bodyguard is now a series, and we think about Tetris in the shower. Lastly, Barney breaks down the Johnson & Johnson vaccine. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, April 14, 2021 →