Songs are about Super Bowl hangovers and the new champs. Tom Brady & Patrick Mahomes get new acronyms. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the Monday after the Super Bowl. Dr. Fauci helps us celebrate Valentine’s Day responsibly. Dad Joke Theater returns and The Weekly Weed News recaps the Super Bowl. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN Dailypost for Monday, February 8, 2021
Songs are about watching the Super Bowl in a pandemic. We have a solution for foggy glasses. We use this week as a learning moment, we think about eyebrows in the shower, and Sports Kid returns. Lastly, President Biden uses his weekly address to support the Space Force. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN Dailypost for Friday, February 5, 2021
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question At the Movies Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES IT’S YOUR DAY, WEATHER PROFESSIONALS Today is National Weatherman’s Day.*** ***As for how … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, February 5th, 2021
Songs are about Uber delivering booze, Morgan Wallen getting canceled, and the Super Bowl. Jeff Bezos steps down, we now sell tickets for Courtside Karens, and Offended by Everything Guy makes a comeback. Lastly, Deano returns to sing about the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN Dailypost for Thursday, February 4, 2021
Songs are about the Super Bowl and side gigs. Dr. Fauci tells us how to have a safe Super Bowl Party. Apps can change your mood, we reveal the 2020 Golden Globe nominations, and we thought of panhandlers in the shower. Lastly, Barney tells the kids why monkeys got brain implants. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 3, 2021
Songs are about predicting winter’s end. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the guy who ruined Groundhog Day. We combine all the doctor, cop, and lawyer dramas, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Menthol Meridith catches up on the Gamestop saga. Lastly, President Biden checks in for Groundhog Day. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 2, 2021
Songs are about being last to get the COVID vaccine and breaking up with your partner. We’re tired of Tom Brady. Someone’s getting ripped off for whiskey. Kraft created Valentine’s dinner, and we think of being a millionaire in the shower. Lastly, our weekly cannabis correspondents return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 1st, 2021
Songs are about the new COVID swab test and cannabis dog products. GameStop takes over Wall Street. Disney may re-do the Star Wars sequels, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Sports Kids covers the latest headlines. Lastly, Joe Biden uses his weekly address to discuss his executive orders. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 29th, 2021
Songs are about getting everyone including Hollywood vaccinated by September. Amanda Gorman is too lingual. Rich guys go to space, Bud Light makes a nonalcoholic seltzer, and we think about bicycles in the shower. Lastly, Lounge Singing the News returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 28th, 2021
Songs are about double masking and shoveling snow. The White House pets have their first press briefing. Budweiser is promoting the vaccine, which crazy cat lady has her thoughts on. We had more morning shower thoughts, and Barney tells the kids about body modifications. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 27th, 2021