Songs are about the weekend and sex in space. Paddington 2 is the GOAT of movies. You probably shouldn’t take health advice from podcasters, Dad Joke Theater returns, and the Sports Kid has the latest in athletics. Lastly, Joe Biden denies he’s really Robin Hood. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, April 30, 2021 →

Songs are about football in April, and bad breath coming back. President Biden sings Red Hot Chili Peppers. Jeff Bezos is jealous of Elon Musk, Morgan Freeman apologizes for Tim Cook, and maybe it’s better to cancel Burning Man… again. Lastly, we thought about birthday gifts in the shower. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, April 29, 2021 →

Songs are about slowing population growth and sesame seed allergies. Game of Thrones gets a prequel. Flight attendants actually size you up, Arnold Schwarzenegger gives the latest on California, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney tries to teach your kids about finances. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, April 28, 2021 →

Songs are about the second vaccine dose and expensive groceries. Elon Musk hosts SNL. Europe will allow vaccinated visitors, Menthol Meridith hates non-addictive cigarettes, and we thought about marriages in the shower. Lastly, President Biden celebrates a recovering economy. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, April 27, 2021 →

Songs are about nobody caring about the Oscars or Academy Awards, and purses for dudes. We salute the celebrity trending on Twitter. We remember those left out of the Academy Awards, gender reveals go extreme, and Dad makes jokes smooth as butter. Lastly, our weekly cannabis correspondents are heated at Florida. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, April 26, 2021 →

We don’t know who’s hosting Jeopardy next, and prostitution is legal in New York. Mike Pence has some new books. You can get palm readings at Whole Foods, Sports Kid returns, and Dad has more jokes. Finally, President Biden doesn’t like saying “Illegal Aliens.” Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, April 23, 2021 →

Songs are about depressing movies getting Oscars nominations, and getting rich on Dogecoin. Classic movies get product placements. Amazon does haircuts, Dr. Fauci goes off on fake vaccines, and we thought about beer bottles in the shower. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, April 22, 2021 →

Songs are about COVID deniers and a normal summer. Someone’s mad about the new Marvel superhero. Gen Z tries to be old people, Morgan Freeman’s sorry you use COVID as an excuse, Dad’s got jokes, and Barney breaks down the vaccine for the kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, April 21, 2021 →

Songs are about 420 and flying a helicopter on Mars. Boomers get a retirement community. Men are into mom jeans, Menthol Meridith can’t get Bitcoin, and we thought about Snoop Dogg in the shower. Lastly, President Biden finds out he still has a few years in office. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, April 20, 2021 →

Songs are about additional COVID shots and being part monkey. Morgan Freeman apologizes for men’s short shorts. Alexa gets flirty, empty middle seats are safer, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, weed-searching dogs are retiring. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, April 19, 2021 →