Songs are about wanting to win the lottery, Betty White turning 99, and doubling up your masks. We give kudos to that guy saying he’s leaving facebook on facebook, rioting is now an Olympic sport, and Sports Kid returns. Lastly, Donald Trump supports his favorite candidate for 2024. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 15th, 2021
Songs are about getting vaccinated at ballparks, getting tested to fly, and dropping Donald Trump. Ben & Jerry’s made ice cream for dogs, celebrities sing sea shanties, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Deano serenades us about the latest headlines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 14, 2021
Songs are about getting the vaccine and winning the Powerball. The Sex and the City reboot is just the new Golden Girls. Gorillas test positive for COVID, the news has some side effects, and we’re gonna re-do the new year. Lastly, Barney tells the kids about last week’s fallout. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 13, 2021
Songs are about Kamala’s Vogue cover and winning the Powerball. Morgan Freeman is sorry you can’t spell “Capital” right. Arnold Schwarzenegger had some outtakes, Sex and the City has a middle-aged reboot, and Menthol Meridith thinks about watching The Queen’s Gambit. Lastly, President Trump doesn’t know what resigning is. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 12, 2021
Songs are about a normal week and new Danish cartoon. Starting an OnlyFans is tough. The protesters may have a health problem, Dr. Fauci discusses mental health days, and Morgan Freeman apologizes for last week. Lastly, our weekly cannabis correspondents chime in on the protests. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 11, 2021
Songs are about Wednesday’s protests and Trump getting banned from social media. A velvet rope was the most effective security. Look your best when you get the vaccine, Dad Joke Theatre Returns, and we have more Sports Kid. Lastly, President Trump addresses his protesters. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 8, 2021
In light of today’s events in Washington, DC, we’ve made the conscious decision to not create any content about this unsettling and tragic situation. Quite frankly, there’s nothing funny about what has transpired today and the news will certainly continue to evolve throughout the night. Today’s events will surely dominate the discussion on your show … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 7, 2021
Songs are about when democracy used to work and refusing the vaccine. Jerry Seinfeld guides you through meditation. James Bond works from home, gyms move outdoors, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney helps the kids snap back to reality. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 6, 2021
Songs are about Trump’s calls to Georgia and cauliflower based food. We honor the guy complaining of social media on social media. We make 2021 predictions, baked beans provide life lessons, and Menthol Meridith got an air fryer. Lastly, President Trump hates being recorded on the phone. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 5, 2021
Songs are about 2021 coming with no changes. Resolutions have never been easier. Karen replaces Judge Judy, Morgan Freeman apologizes that 2021 never magically fixed anything, and The Weekly Weed News returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 4, 2021