Songs are about expensive meat and normal graduations. Morgan Freeman apologizes for your yearbook photo. Alabama schools try yoga, Menthol Meredith doesn’t like Bennifer, and we thought about dirty jokes in the shower. Lastly, President Biden calls in about an “uprising”. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, May 25, 2021 →

Songs are about Mondays and winning the vaccine lottery. Tinder adds a vaccinated badge. You don’t need to walk so much, dogs can give you a new coronavirus, and Dad tells us his favorite month. Lastly, Cheech and Chong have the latest weed news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, May 24, 2021 →

Songs are about post-covid parties and LGBTQ+ legos. We salute that guy who mows his lawn on a friday evening. Bouncers work even harder now, Sports Kid Returns, and Dad needs to exercise. Lastly, President Biden gives out his first Medal of Honor. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, May 21, 2021 →

Songs are about the Muppets getting vaccinated, and electric trucks. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son is gaining notoriety in acting. Kids may take over the stock market, Joe Rogan pissed people off again, and we think about priest’s parents in the shower. Lastly, we streamlined the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, May 20, 2021 →

Songs are about dying because of work, and being too fat to fly. Morgan Freeman is sorry about the mask confusion. Millionaires protest against Jeff Bezos, Tom Brady gets a TV show, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Barney breaks down the mask situation. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, May 19, 2021 →

Songs are about sharing your Netflix password and deleting tweets. Put your wokeness on snooze. There’s no NBC comedies this fall, Menthol Meridith can take off her mask, and we think of babysitters in the shower. Lastly, President Biden chats about the new CDC guidelines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, May 18, 2021 →

Songs are about getting COVID still, and going back to work. We salute the guy still wearing hawaiian shirts. The Friends reunion is a go, Dr. Fauci simplifies the mask mandate, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Ryne Sandberg promotes weed in Chicago. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, May 17, 2021 →

Songs are about no Chick-Fil-A sauce, and saying goodbye to Ellen. You can win the lottery by getting vaccinated. Breakfast goes K-Pop, Sports Kid returns, and Dad Joke Theater goes western. Lastly, President Biden keeps things PG with the secret service. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, May 14, 2021 →

Songs are about the gas shortage and being “cheugy”. We mash up the latest headlines. We salute that guy making more money on unemployment, Liz Cheney needs a new job, and the Trumps got too close to the secret service. Lastly, we thought about smoke machines in the shower. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, May 13, 2021 →

Songs are about Katy Perry growing out her hair, and Tom Cruise returning his Golden Globes. Grey’s Anatomy is old. Lion King returns to Broadway, your phone’s your home, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney breaks down Instagram for the kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, May 12, 2021 →