Songs are about Costco samples returning and June creeping up. We salute that guy who shouldn’t jog shirtless. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the “Summer of Sex.” Menthol Meredith hits the road. We thought about Kool-Aid in the shower. And President Biden enjoyed his Memorial Day Weekend. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, June 1, 2021 →

Programming Note: There will be no UCN DailyPost on Monday, May 31st in observance of Memorial Day. The next new DailyPost will be published Monday evening for Tuesday, June 1st. On behalf of the entire UCN staff and United Stations Radio Networks, we’d like to wish you all a happy and healthy Memorial Day. Songs … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, May 28, 2021 →

Songs are about half the country getting vaccinated before Memorial Day. Amazon buys MGM. J-Lo’s got a new man, you can live to 150, and we thought about our driver’s license in the shower. Lastly, we mash up the latest news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, May 27, 2021 →

Songs are about the Friends reunion and cuddling chickens. There’s ANOTHER Willy Wonka film coming out. Fight Club goes airborne, you shouldn’t kiss your chickens, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney breaks down the new Texas gun laws. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, May 26, 2021 →

Songs are about expensive meat and normal graduations. Morgan Freeman apologizes for your yearbook photo. Alabama schools try yoga, Menthol Meredith doesn’t like Bennifer, and we thought about dirty jokes in the shower. Lastly, President Biden calls in about an “uprising”. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, May 25, 2021 →

Songs are about Mondays and winning the vaccine lottery. Tinder adds a vaccinated badge. You don’t need to walk so much, dogs can give you a new coronavirus, and Dad tells us his favorite month. Lastly, Cheech and Chong have the latest weed news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, May 24, 2021 →

Songs are about post-covid parties and LGBTQ+ legos. We salute that guy who mows his lawn on a friday evening. Bouncers work even harder now, Sports Kid Returns, and Dad needs to exercise. Lastly, President Biden gives out his first Medal of Honor. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, May 21, 2021 →

Songs are about the Muppets getting vaccinated, and electric trucks. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son is gaining notoriety in acting. Kids may take over the stock market, Joe Rogan pissed people off again, and we think about priest’s parents in the shower. Lastly, we streamlined the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, May 20, 2021 →

Songs are about dying because of work, and being too fat to fly. Morgan Freeman is sorry about the mask confusion. Millionaires protest against Jeff Bezos, Tom Brady gets a TV show, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Barney breaks down the mask situation. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, May 19, 2021 →

Songs are about sharing your Netflix password and deleting tweets. Put your wokeness on snooze. There’s no NBC comedies this fall, Menthol Meridith can take off her mask, and we think of babysitters in the shower. Lastly, President Biden chats about the new CDC guidelines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, May 18, 2021 →