Songs are about school bus drivers and Drake’s hairline. Pizza Hut in Taiwan made some nasty pizza. Jeff Bezos gloats about beating Walmart. People use weed while exercising. We thought about wrestlers in the shower. And we consolidate all of today’s headlines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 19, 2021 →

Songs are about booster shots and Wednesday. We salute normal people. Hotels become more expensive, Britney Spears is free, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney tries to break down the Afghanistan situation. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 18, 2021 →

Songs are about old masks and packing lunches. Healthy guts helps you live longer. There’s a dog shortage, Menthol Meridith also has a conservator, and we thought about salt in the shower. Lastly, President Biden isn’t very talkative. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 17, 2021 →

Songs are about starting your week and the Taliban returning. The Terminator gets vaxxed. China cancels karaoke, plants prevent heart disease, and Dad got a waterbed. Lastly, there’s now cannabis ice cream! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 16, 2021 →

Songs are about Friday and white people. Morgan Freeman’s sorry about bus drivers. Hunter Biden needs Geek Squad, Sports Kid returns, and Dad got balloons. Lastly, President Biden breaks down what herd immunity is. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 13, 2021 →

Songs are about Friends actually dating, and schools requiring masks. Mountain Dew hits the alcohol market. Robin is bisexual, Jeff Bezos now has government secrets, and we thought about buttcheeks in the shower. Lastly, we mash up the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 12, 2021 →

Songs are about moving to small towns and Cuomo resigning. We look at passports. Billboards go to space, mascot names are hard, and Dad quits. Lastly, Barney helps kids dealing with cheating parents. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 11, 2021 →

Songs are about school supplies and climate change. We salute the guy who never stopped shaking hands. Robots now run fast food, Menthol Meredith’s concerned about vaccine passports, and we thought about adult films in the shower. Lastly, President Biden checks in after the Olympics. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 10, 2021 →

Songs are about COVID’s comeback, and firing unvaccinated people. No one watched the Olympics. There’s a handy measure against prostate cancer, Disney has a Star Wars motel, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Finally, a weed bill hits the Senate. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 9, 2021 →

Songs are about the new Jeopardy host, and Fridays. Flight passengers can’t handle their alcohol. Andrew Cuomo tries a new career, Sports Kid returns, Dad gives makeup advice, and President Biden updates is immigration policy. Lastly, the Senate is trying to legalize weed. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 6, 2021 →