Songs are about masks at Disney, and Friday. We pay respects to Ron Popeil. There’s a trailer park for swingers, Sports Kid returns, and Dad got a sunburn. Lastly, President Biden likes big trucks. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 30, 2021 →

Songs are about masking up Vegas, and booster shots. Wedding prices are insane. We salute celebrities with rest stops named after them, the Delta variant hits the Animal House, and doors are woke. Lastly, we streamline the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 29, 2021 →

Songs are about heat waves and healthy drinking. Pokemon comes to Netflix. Morgan Freeman’s sorry about The Jungle Cruise, Jeff Bezos wants NASA, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney breaks down the Olympics for the kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 28, 2021 →

Songs are about ups and downs at the Olympics. The Church is now on Facebook. Our Masshole reports from the Olympics, Menthol Meridith also had a bikini scandal, and we got more Woke Jokes. Lastly, President Biden’s been watching the Olympics too. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday July 27, 2021 →

Songs are about the Olympics, Seinfeld Legos, and caffeine. We made an ad for first time homebuyers. Jeff Bezos wants to go back into space, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Cheech and Chong find the origins of weed. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday July 26, 2021 →

Songs are about the Olympics and masks returning. We salute that guy taking care of his lawn. Chachi and Fonzie have a Twitter spat, we Mansplain pollution, Sports Kid returns, and Dad tells jokes. Lastly, the Buccaneers visited the White House. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday July 23, 2021 →

Songs are about skimpy Olympic uniforms, and Coke changing recipes. The Olympic Kiosk is back. PornHub reenacts famous art, Jeff Bezos is Dr. Evil, and jokes get woke. Lastly, We simplify the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday July 22, 2021 →

Songs are about cancelled flights and the Mannings hosting Monday Night Football. We salute the guy pumped about obscure Olympic sports. You can rent people’s pools, Jeff Bezos is back from space, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney tells you to get outside. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday July 21, 2021 →

Songs are about Space Bezos and cardboard beds. House of the Dragon halts production from COVID. We count down Bezos’ space launch, Menthol Meridith is confused, and we got a Woke Joke. Lastly, President Biden calls in to clear up a few things. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday July 20, 2021 →

Songs are about kid taxes and coffee. Jeff Bezos takes his brother into space. Ben & Jerry’s takes flavors too far, Fauci makes a t-shirt, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Jaleel White has his own strain of weed. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday July 19, 2021 →