Songs are about Girl Scout cookies and leaving your job. Disney is creating origin stories. Facebook tried to use Pink Floyd’s music, Vermont finally reopens, and dad gets wordy. Lastly, Barney tells the kids hard work doesn’t mean a better life. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, June 16, 2021 →

Songs are about dad’s repairs, and old cars. Kindergartners attack. Sperm can survive in space, Menthol Meridith is a germaphobe, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, President Biden is on the line! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, June 15, 2021 →

Songs are about Mondays and Starbucks shortages. We salute that guy who peaked in high school. Jeffrey Toobin is back on CNN, we have a sticky balls problem, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Cheech and Chong talk about Joints for Jabs. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, June 14, 2021 →

Songs are about getting a cold and the weekend. Rich people are racing to space. Pfizer’s “magnetism” might actually be a good thing, Sports Kid returns, and Dad gives away his password. Lastly, President Biden goes to Europe. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, June 11, 2021 →

Songs are about gaining weight during the pandemic and cicadas grounding planes. We salute that guy wearing socks and shoes to the beach. Nuns have a gambling problem, American Airlines needs volunteers, we thought about Monopoly in the shower, and we mashup the news. Lastly, our weekly cannabis correspondents return. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, June 10, 2021 →

Songs are about getting weed for vaccinations, and summer break. New York gets a concert in Central Park. We made a Disney Marvel villain show, Anthony Weiner cashes in with NFT’s, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney explains the danger of snacks. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, June 9, 2021 →

Songs are about unnecessary trips to space and cicadas. Jeff Bezos is going to space. Someone sold an invisible “sculpture”, Menthol Meridith is ready to get vaccinated for prizes, and we thought about paper in the shower. Lastly, President Biden talks about wearing his pants backwards. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, June 8, 2021 →

Songs are about hidden aliens and kids on summer vacation. McDonalds is testing AI drive thrus. People talk about supersonic flight, government officials see UFO’s, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Cheech & Chong chirp in about Amazon. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, June 7, 2021 →

Songs are about free beer for the vaccinated, and fights over Monopoly. Don’t eat cicadas if you’re allergic to shrimp. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the Olympics, Sports Kid returns, and Dad’s researching turtles. Lastly, President Biden talks about the Olympics. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, June 4, 2021 →

Songs are about Karens ruining their name and Mike Posner climbing Mt. Everest. Amazon won’t test their employees for weed. Employees refuse to go back to the office, meat got hacked, and we thought about dreams in the shower. Lastly, we mash up the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, June 3, 2021 →