Songs are about Pfizer’s vaccine, and the Milk Crate Challenge. We salute the guy who’s stoked on Spider-Man. Bob Ross has a dark side, Dr. Fauci hates Comirnaty, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney breaks down how bad hot dogs are. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 25, 2021 →

Songs are about Free Range Kids and taking horse dewormers to cure COVID. Pfizer gets full FDA approval. Jeff Bezos hates Tesla robots, Menthol Meredith don’t need approval, and we thought about Star Trek. Lastly, President Biden also seeks approval. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 24, 2021 →

Songs are about coffee and OnlyFans. Some careers are more attractive than others. Mike Richards is already out of Jeopardy, ride sharing goes to school, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, you can smoke weed at the state fair. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 23, 2021 →

Songs are about COVID babies and Friday. America needs to get more drunk. Cuddling dogs is healthy, Sports Kid returns, and Dad had a robbery. Lastly, President Biden is bad with names. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 20, 2021 →

Songs are about school bus drivers and Drake’s hairline. Pizza Hut in Taiwan made some nasty pizza. Jeff Bezos gloats about beating Walmart. People use weed while exercising. We thought about wrestlers in the shower. And we consolidate all of today’s headlines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 19, 2021 →

Songs are about booster shots and Wednesday. We salute normal people. Hotels become more expensive, Britney Spears is free, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney tries to break down the Afghanistan situation. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 18, 2021 →

Songs are about old masks and packing lunches. Healthy guts helps you live longer. There’s a dog shortage, Menthol Meridith also has a conservator, and we thought about salt in the shower. Lastly, President Biden isn’t very talkative. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 17, 2021 →

Songs are about starting your week and the Taliban returning. The Terminator gets vaxxed. China cancels karaoke, plants prevent heart disease, and Dad got a waterbed. Lastly, there’s now cannabis ice cream! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 16, 2021 →

Songs are about Friday and white people. Morgan Freeman’s sorry about bus drivers. Hunter Biden needs Geek Squad, Sports Kid returns, and Dad got balloons. Lastly, President Biden breaks down what herd immunity is. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 13, 2021 →

Songs are about Friends actually dating, and schools requiring masks. Mountain Dew hits the alcohol market. Robin is bisexual, Jeff Bezos now has government secrets, and we thought about buttcheeks in the shower. Lastly, we mash up the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 12, 2021 →