We sing about diaper shortages, and Squid Game. There may be a trillion dollar coin made. Everyone from Kellogg’s is on strike, Justin Bieber sells joints, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, we make the news simpler. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 7, 2021
Songs are about babies eating microplastics, and fans preventing COVID. Having gas may mean poor mental health. Urban Meyer gets a personal foul, shrinkflation gets mansplained, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney breaks down the R. Kelly situation. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 6, 2021
We have a song about the Powerball jackpot. Mark Zuckerberg apologizes for the Facebook outage. A Real American Hero is buying lottery tickets. Another Hollywood union goes on strike. Menthol Meredith is angry at Dollar Tree. We think a Morning Shower Thought. And President Biden struggles with the debt ceiling. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 5, 2021
Songs are about the Hip Hop Super Bowl Halftime Show and loose zebras in Maryland. Start your Monday like James Bond. The Earth and Moon get a divorce. The mail is slow. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Cheech and Chong report on Pennsylvania legalizing weed. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 4, 2021
We have a song parody about Florida Man. Famous pigs comment on expensive bacon. Morgan Freeman’s sorry about Dollar Tree. Jeff Bezos isn’t the world’s richest anymore. Sports Kid is back along with a new Dad Joke Theater. Lastly, President Biden’s trying to kick-start his signature program. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 1, 2021
Songs are about the end of September and haunted houses. Bob Ross shows us the art of the rip-off. YouTube bans anti-vax content, Law & Order gets a new intro, and we have morning shower thoughts. Lastly, we cram in the latest headlines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 30, 2021
Songs are about raking leaves and…a baby shortage? The Junk Mail Advertiser is a Real American Hero. The Dodgers’ bat boys are old. The new SNL debuts. Dad Joke Theater returns. And finally, Barney has some advice for those kids who are already picking out a Halloween costume. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 29, 2021
Songs are about Instagram for Kids and expensive used cars. Jeff Bezos pairs up with William Shatner. HBO has more sequels planned. Menthol Meredith had a similar idea to Instagram for Kids. Conjure up a Morning Shower Thought. And lastly, President Biden talks about his approval rating. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 28, 2021
Songs are about the new toilet paper shortage and something even messier…Monday! Another video game gets made into a movie. Gorillas are putting on an X-Rated show in the Bronx. Drive Thrus are as bad as you thought. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Cheech and Chong get your job back at Amazon. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 27, 2021
Songs are about Hollywood going on pause and the nationwide liquor shortage. Morgan Freeman’s sorry about dumb baby names. Survivor goes woke. Sports Kid returns. A new Dad Joke Theater is a total ripoff. And President Biden talks about his speech to the UN. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 24, 2021