The Bangles are broke after Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Andy Williams is ecstatic this year is ending. People may take Flowbee seriously with a celebrity endorsement. 2020’s word of the year is announced, you only have 24 days until Christmas, and Menthol Meridith has been binge watching “The Crown”. Lastly, President Trump is on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 1, 2020 →

Willie Nelson is all out of toilet paper. “WAP” gets parodied for your rotting Thanksgiving leftovers. Guess what’s in the foil on this new game show. Your Elf on the Shelf gets its own movie. Our Real American Hero is that person who makes people say what they’re thankful for, Lexus commercials make you feel … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 30, 2020 →

In observance of the Thanksgiving holiday, this DailyPost covers Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday of this week. The next new DailyPost will go live on Sunday evening for Monday, November 30. On behalf of the entire UCN team, we’d like to wish you a happy and safe Thanksgiving. Joan Jett sings about your least favorite Thanksgiving … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 25 – Friday, November 27, 2020 →

Christmas trees are getting put up way too early. Adam Sandler’s “I Love Turkey” gets a 2020 remake. Dr. Fauci has some Thanksgiving travel tips for you. The Detroit Lions are about to have their version of the Super Bowl, Guitar Center looks different after bankruptcy, Menthol Meridith preps for Black Friday, and President Trump … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 24, 2020 →

Sam Smith has to stay at home this year for Thanksgiving. Hall & Oates’ favorite Thanksgiving food are yams. We figured out what was dripping down Rudy Guliani’s face. Rebel Wilson’s weight loss program will make you less funny, Crazy Cat Lady shares her Thanksgiving plans, and our weekly cannabis correspondents are back discussing what … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 23, 2020 →

Dire Strait’s “Money for Nothing” gets a Thanksgiving twist. “Puttin’ on the Ritz” is parodied so you wear a mask. Peanuts gets to air on PBS. We have an exclusive trailer for the new Wonder Woman movie, the owl in the Rockefeller Center tree gets its own Hallmark movie, and Sports Kid returns. Lastly, Donald … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 20, 2020 →

We don’t want to do Thanksgiving on Zoom. Viagra is getting its own musical. There’s a new political campaign, but it’s not what you think. Dad joke Theater returns, we explore the possibility of cops breaking up thanksgiving dinners, and Joe Biden has time to give Donald Trump a participation trophy. Lastly, Deano whips up … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 19, 2020 →

Dolly Parton donated a cool million towards the Moderna vaccine. Taylor Swift gets parodied after Scooter Braun sold her Master recordings. Trump and Biden get their own Hallmark movie. Alexa’s predictions can be problematic, Scooby Doo could spread coronavirus, and we salute the guy who’s still using the toilet paper from back in April. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 18, 2020 →

Camila Cabello celebrates Moderna’s COVID vaccine. New Yorkers have had it with the city. Premature Christmas decorating is dangerous. Melania Trump just can’t get into the Christmas spirit, Fight Club gets a 2020 sequel, Menthol Meredith is actually thrilled about a Zoom Thanksgiving, and Donald Trump claims he won more than just the election. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 17, 2020 →

If grandma doesn’t get run over by a reindeer, surely COVID will get her. All Donald Trump wants for Christmas is a second term. Prison TikTok-ers went viral. Launching your kid over a fence is a bad idea, Dad Joke Theater returns, and your weekly cannabis correspondents smell something in Virginia. Lastly, we salute those … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 16, 2020 →