Songs are about the long winter and lack of marriages and divorces during the pandemic. Robots are now artists. The Bachelor has gone woke, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Menthol Meridith has thoughts on the Gorilla Glue Girl. Lastly, President Biden calls into your show! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 16, 2021
Songs are about an over-commercialized Valentine’s Day, and mask acne. Clarice premieres. The Dating Game gets a 2021 update, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Sports Kid rounds up the latest athletic headlines. Lastly, President Biden uses his weekly address to talk about a recent phone call. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN Dailypost for Friday, February 12, 2021
Songs are about men’s perspective on Valentine’s Day, and the Wizard of Oz remake. Mark Cuban gets his own National Anthem. Cats could be the new law drama, Aunt Jemima changes its name, and we think about cheeks in the shower. Lastly, Deano’s back to sing about the headlines. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN Dailypost for Thursday, February 11, 2021
Songs are about a socially distant Valentine’s Day and Gorilla Glue. Morgan Freeman apologizes for bad Valentine’s Day cards. Elmer’s now makes hair products, you can 3D print meat, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney Explains is back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN Dailypost for Wednesday, February 10, 2021
Songs are about The Weeknd’s halftime show, and another pointless impeachment trial. Trump’s legal team copy Oatly’s Super Bowl commercial. The My Pillow Guy disputes the game’s outcome, Valentine’s Day is weird this year, we have more morning shower thoughts, and Menthol Meridith has thoughts about The Weeknd’s name. Lastly, President Biden calls into your … Continue reading UCN Dailypost for Tuesday, February 9, 2021
Songs are about Super Bowl hangovers and the new champs. Tom Brady & Patrick Mahomes get new acronyms. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the Monday after the Super Bowl. Dr. Fauci helps us celebrate Valentine’s Day responsibly. Dad Joke Theater returns and The Weekly Weed News recaps the Super Bowl. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN Dailypost for Monday, February 8, 2021
Songs are about watching the Super Bowl in a pandemic. We have a solution for foggy glasses. We use this week as a learning moment, we think about eyebrows in the shower, and Sports Kid returns. Lastly, President Biden uses his weekly address to support the Space Force. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN Dailypost for Friday, February 5, 2021
Songs are about Uber delivering booze, Morgan Wallen getting canceled, and the Super Bowl. Jeff Bezos steps down, we now sell tickets for Courtside Karens, and Offended by Everything Guy makes a comeback. Lastly, Deano returns to sing about the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN Dailypost for Thursday, February 4, 2021
Songs are about the Super Bowl and side gigs. Dr. Fauci tells us how to have a safe Super Bowl Party. Apps can change your mood, we reveal the 2020 Golden Globe nominations, and we thought of panhandlers in the shower. Lastly, Barney tells the kids why monkeys got brain implants. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 3, 2021
Songs are about predicting winter’s end. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the guy who ruined Groundhog Day. We combine all the doctor, cop, and lawyer dramas, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Menthol Meridith catches up on the Gamestop saga. Lastly, President Biden checks in for Groundhog Day. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 2, 2021